A few months ago I spoke during public testimony about handing out free condoms. Then I got a friendly call from the health director, Jill Franken that there is distribution sites in Sioux Falls. Here is the map and the listing of those sites.
While I am all for having distribution sites at bars (hookup spots). I find some places that are glaringly missing; other health clinics. Besides the taxpayer funded Falls Community Health, I’m curious why no Sanford or Avera clinics or hospitals are listed? What about community centers? Public Parks? Rec centers? Heck, Planned Parenthood isn’t even listed (but I am sure you can get them there). It seems two of our city’s largest employers don’t want to get involved with the politics of STD’s and condoms. That’s too bad, since prevention is the key to good health. But hey, after enjoying a delicious micro-brew at Monk’s, you can get a free condom and get jiggy.
BIGS SPORTS BAR & BILLIARDS
3110 W. 12th St.
Sioux Falls, SD
(605) 275-2447
BOTTOMS UP
25989 482nd Ave
Brandon, SD
(605) 582-2938
MONKS HOUSE OF ALE REPUTE
420 E. 8th St
Sioux Falls, SD
(605) 338-2328
FALLS COMMUNITY HEALTH
521 N Main Ave
Sioux Falls, SD 57104
(605) 367-8717
CROW BAR CASINO & LOUNGE
2805 S Minnesota Ave
Sioux Falls, SD 57105
(605) 332-2981
SCARLETT O’HARA’S
3201 S. Carolyn Ave
Sioux Falls, SD 57106
(605) 362-8911
OLIVIA’S ADULT SUPERCENTER
27094 Katie Road
Tea, SD
(605) 213-3000
THE PHOENIX LOUNGE
321 E. Willow St.
Harrisburg, SD
(605) 743-2800
Have you asked the hospitals if they provide condoms? Also, whats the problem with buying condoms. Bit ironic that someone can buy an overpriced beer at monks but not a rubber.
The hospital employees end up taking them all.
“Bit ironic that someone can buy an overpriced beer at monks but not a rubber.”
LOL. And not exactly the place to pickup chicks, unless you are into city directors that knock off early on Fridays.
We asked where the condoms were at while at Monks without success so we asked. They haven’t put them out yet.
Did you notice the list of distribution points are the similar to places you have found city directors drinking?
Apparently you may need a code word to get these free condoms.
Condom password, at least 10 figures one cap and one number. Otherwise, no security and a virus or pregnancy.
How about a public service cart outside city hall? Also sell hot dogs for lunch and to demonstrate. If to young to need them or to old to use them, water balloons to pitch at the mayor’s window.