Solutions for a dangerous 14th Street?

I would agree this street between Minnesota Ave and Cliff is dangerous. I cross it several times a day and have learned that it can be a drag strip and has been this way for decades. I like this solution;

Several neighbors, including Zach DeBoer and Joe Batcheller, shared support for the idea of implementing a “road diet” to bring 14th Street from a four-lane road to a two-lane road with a turn lane in the middle (similar to 26th Street between Cliff and Minnesota Avenues.)

I would go a step further and put protected* bike lanes on either side of the street. I would also put more decorative mediums in the center lane (flower beds, etc.). If we are going to do it, do it right. The city is ‘considering’ a test of the lanes, but I think the council should just make the change in ordinance and require the city to re-stripe it within 6 months then work on the other upgrades the next year. I would also explore building a decorative pedestrian bridge over 14th at Phillips Avenue. Think functional but like the Arc of Dreams, you could do an RFP for a functional sculpture and get local sponsorships to help pay for it.

*protected bike lanes have an elevated medium between the bike lane and vehicle lane for extra protection.

City of Sioux Falls still can’t get agenda page to work correctly

SIRE, the system that the city council has used for years for their agendas and videos is broke, again. This system has been acting up since the days of MMM. How can a system be permanently broke for over a decade?! Well it came to a boiling point last week when the audit committee meeting had to continue to recess because the streaming system didn’t work. The meeting is posted now but you will see all the problems with it. Some would say this is just a hard problem to solve, but with hundreds of hours of staffers trying to fix it and millions in service fees you would think it would be fixed by now. Nope. This isn’t incompetence it is being done on purpose to make the government less transparent.

If you look at the ‘recent’ tab on the agenda page you will see now they list the oldest meeting first so you have to scroll all the way to the bottom to find the newest meeting. WHY!? They changed this recently.

I have said for a long time almost all the local government entities around us and in the state live stream their meetings on YouTube so you can pause them or watch them again right after they finish. It is also a FREE service, and since the city live streamed other events like pressers, their is absolutely no reason they could not use it for council meetings. If someone wants to see the agenda they can go to the city website you can also LINK that page under the YT live stream video.

Like I said, this all started with Mike the Maniac and his control over the media and staff ‘leaks’. But he has been gone for 7 years! FIX IT ALREADY!

What is the City’s Art’s Coordinator up to?

I guess someone just asked me the question randomly and I told them that I did not know. They said that she has been up to ‘very little’. I asked for an explanation, they told me that several of the non-profits that would be working with her have said they have had little communication but she also works very little with the other city departments. NOW, this is just one person giving me their opinion on the situation and I encouraged a local journalist to reach out to her and get an UPDATE on her progress, or better yet give the council an update at an informational. During times of economic downturns (it’s coming) is the best time to bolster public art which sometimes can give you a sense of calm in times of uncertainty.

The Anti-Bike Crap needs to end in Sioux Falls!

So I started riding bike on the streets of Sioux Falls in 1993. One of my first experiences was a school bus driver driving me in the ditch on West 12th street, and if that was NOT enough of insult to injury, while sitting in the ditch the bus driver pulls over and stops, opens his bus door and proceeds to tell me to get off the road. So this is how it all got started 32 years ago, peeps thinking bikes don’t belong on the street. Since I have been riding I have been in ZERO accidents involving cars. Now I have wiped out on ice, potholes, cracks in the sidewalk etc, but never had a one-on-one with a vehicle. Most would say that is luck, but I think it is because I am a defensive bike rider. In fact on my commute to work I usually have 2-4 close calls, usually a motorist not paying attention or they don’t see me (not their fault). You have to be constantly aware of your surroundings, and to tell you the truth, it’s kind of fun riding to work when you are trying to avoid danger. Would that make me a masochist?

So I was riding my bike down Minnesota avenue last Thursday night coming from 57th and Minnesota going North. I ride in the street as much as possible and take the full lane when I can. But, the reason I have a bike is so I can short cut it on my commute, some times the trail, sometimes a sidewalk, sometimes thru a parking lot DRIVING LANE. ALL COMPLETELY LEGAL ON A BIKE (you can’t ride bikes on the DTSF sidewalks) but anywhere else in town, as long as you yield to peds (stop until they pass).

So this BOOMER driver follows me from the interstate to Hy-Vee and as I walk in he approaches me and says, “I’ve been following you on your bike, and you are a menace.” I was kind of shocked because I have been taking this route for 4 years and ride it the same way. I said, ‘Huh?’ He says you were riding in the road, then you got on the sidewalk, then you rode across the Mcdonalds parking lot. I said, ‘So?’ He tried to say it was illegal. I told him to check the ordinances, it is legal and I tried to walk away. He kept calling me a menace. I told him that walking up to a stranger and calling them a menace is extremely rude and the law is on my side. I also told him I have had it with Anti-bike peeps, and said you need to review the laws instead making ones up in your head. He says, ‘I own a Harley.’ I laughed and said, ‘Yeah, that’s a motorcycle, not a bike.’ That is the other thing, peeps always want to compare e-bikes to motorcycles. Most class 2’s have about 1 horsepower, more advanced ones can have up to 4-6 horsepower, so NOT a motorcycle MORONS. Also, I always check my average speed monitor when I get home. Usually it is 14 MPH. Yeah, I am a 14 MPH menace. LOL. When I cross intersections I hit the throttle and can usually hit 25 MPH, but once across I hit brakes and retain normal speed. I am not tearing it up 25 MPH all over town, just to cross DANGEROUS intersections. Also, car vs bike, car wins every single time, so I guess I am wondering why I am the problem and not the Boomer in a car stalking me? There was a part of me that wanted to call the police and tell them about this old fart harassing me, but he was kinda cute in his 1962 haircut and faded plaid shirt. I really think the city needs to do an education marketing program to drivers and the laws that apply to bicyclists, because most peeps in this town don’t have an F’ing clue. I often tell people that the reason drivers yell at me is because they are jealous they are not enjoying their commute in their 4 wheeled coffin, because that is all it is.

This rudeness in the older generation is no surprise, they feel emboldened by their senior hairless leader. I guess if I was retired, I would just enjoy it and not chase E-bikers. I will gladly pay your Medicare and SS if you just slip away into the night. You have it all, why take if from me? I have often said the Boomer gen should be called the A-Hole gen, because they just take and take and can’t understand why you won’t shove your head up their asses.

Oh, and the SFPD has been harassing bicyclists DTSF, because you know, DTSF has NO crime besides battery powered bicycles. But the tub of lards don’t want to solve ‘real’ crimes just stuff they can do from the dashboards of their cars while sucking down their FREE 32 oz Coke from a C-Store.

So let’s review; bikes (acoustic) and Class II can ride on the trail, the street and the sidewalk legally. And if you don’t agree with that, lobby the council to change those laws, but please, don’t approach me at the grocery store and call me a menace because your old rotting brain doesn’t know the laws on the books. Yeah, there is a menace in Sioux Falls, and it’s mostly embodied by Boomers in this town. The next time I get approached by one of these folks, I hope they put an extra coat of Polident on their dentures.

So Erica Beck wants to run for mayor? LOL.

Not sure what is going on, but several months ago I was told she was running and had the endorsement of Poops. Then this Micah guy showed up and I thot the Beckster was done. Now she is resigning in June and said, “I want to hang with the grandkids.” Oldest excuse in the book. We know you are running. You have been running the city since you have been COS as one of the first thing’s Jumping Jack Flash did was give her the authority to sign mayoral documents when he is ‘absent’ and she has been running the city ever since.

What I find completely arrogant is as her tenure as our shadow mayor nothing has gotten accomplished except shipping dusty monkeys to the East Coast. So many failures under her leadership it is hard to keep track.

But this is what happens when you pull authoritarian leadership and the people (the council) tunes you out.

I have written in the past the former folks who worked with Beck at Lloyd Companies have told me the same thing, SHE IS NOT A CONSENSUS BUILDER. I have also heard from multiple current and past councilors that she is a brow beater when it comes to the mayor’s agenda proposals, and they ain’t happy about it.

The irony of all this is Erica reached out to me after she quit the city and we had coffee and a long chat (mostly her talking). She was a different person. She told me she quit the planning department after MMM forced her to write the Sanford TIF in which she said to me, “This TIF was precedent because this has never been done before for a recreational event center.” Oh, and she was completely opposed to it. She also tried to bring a casino to Sioux Falls (Flandreau Tribe) to use their revenues to pay for the event center in which they pledged $10 million a year towards the bond payments but Mike refused to meet with them because he didn’t want a ‘casino’ in town. LOL. The town is nothing but casinos, but I digress.

She had a good head on her shoulders, but after tasting the power of working for Lloyd she seems to think she has the Chutzpah to do the job. Not even F’ing close!

Besides the horrible management of the city, Beck embraces non-transparent government, which costs taxpayers $$$$. She can’t even say why she is quitting. So I guess your mayoral campaign strategy is to keep this secret as long as you can then surprise people? Weird. If you are running, you tell everyone and your sister, and you continue to let that steam out. Huether won because he was relentless and not mysterious (what a weird dude, and this is coming from a weird dude). The one thing I learned about running successful city campaigns is you come out early and you pound constituents with information about your candidacy. I guess Beck’s strategy is to keep it a secret until election day and hopefully peeps will be confused and vote for her. I can’t believe we are letting this putz run our city (into the ground).

My hope is that she will run for mayor, spend $500K and come in dead last. The chamber folks might think you are the best thing since sliced bread, but their 100 votes won’t get you past the finish line. Can’t wait for you to announce. Jim Entenman part II.