This is from 2006, but it’s too funny.
A martini is not a martini without an olive.
That, at least, is the thinking of a true connoisseur.
And to Siouxland residents, many of whom consider themselves connoisseurs of fine food, a city is not a city without an Olive Garden. So as of Monday, Sioux City becomes a real city.
Well who wouldn’t be excited about an Olive Garden with ample parking!
Hat Tip = http://www.lindsayism.com/
I got this brochure in the mail today, I read it from top to bottom, but nowhere in the brochure does it mention what party Clarence is in. Well he use to be a REP now he is a DEM (I think) because of abortion?!?! But in his brochure he sez “bipartisan leader with conservative views.” Huh? Can any politician in this state just be honest with us?
I’m confused.
Stephanie Herseth-Sandlin was invited to this party? FISA-Licious. I heard the 4th Amendment Jello shots did not go over well, especially with the preggo folk.
H/T SD Magazine
Only in Kaylor, SD! I used to go dancing with my grandma at the famed Checkerboard Lounge in Kaylor (plenty of parking). That’s in the day when people didn’t hire babysitters they just drug the kids along to the bar.
Heh. I see what you did there.
Johnny Roastbeef 
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