This is from 2006, but it’s too funny.
A martini is not a martini without an olive.
That, at least, is the thinking of a true connoisseur.
And to Siouxland residents, many of whom consider themselves connoisseurs of fine food, a city is not a city without an Olive Garden. So as of Monday, Sioux City becomes a real city.
Well who wouldn’t be excited about an Olive Garden with ample parking!
Hat Tip = http://www.lindsayism.com/