Okay, my big mouth and political leanings have gotten me into some hot water. You might even say ‘certain’ politicians in SF don’t like me. But when I entered SodaPop in the McKennan Park Dog show yesterday I was hoping my political enemies wouldn’t take it out on SodaPop. We entered the category “Most looks like owner” (I guess they didn’t have ‘most humpy’ category) I got a good applause and people came up to me afterward and said I should have won. I said during my presentation, “He’s short, stout and has a big head like his owner.” One guy said to me, “I think your loss was political.” Well, let’s see, the judges were Nancy Navvvvvve, De Knudson, Kenny Anderson Jr., and some local pet doctor (?) and King Dave officiating. That’s fine if they don’t want to include me in any beauty pagents in SF, but as you can see Sodapop was visibly upset. He’s okay, I bought him some french fries and that made everything better.

BTW, payback is a bitch. (hardy-harr-harr).

6 Thoughts on “Denied!

  1. Sodapop! Haven’t seen that boy in a long time – he looks fine to me!

  2. Bob Schwartz on August 10, 2008 at 9:29 am said:

    Looks just like you!

  3. I know. The funny part was right after me was this elderly couple and while we were waiting they were arguing who was going to take the dog out. And his wife said, “You look more like the dog then I do.” and I looked at him and we both smiled, I think in his old age he had learned not to argue with his wife and agreed to take it out. (ironically she looked exactly like the dog including her hair perfectly matched the color of the dog’s coat.)

  4. Awww, poor pup! Shoulda been over at the Rally to Rescue, I coulda maybe pulled some strings for you! But then again both my dogs didn’t even place as best kisser and I knew all the judges!

  5. Angry Guy on August 10, 2008 at 9:08 pm said:

    Maybe you should have brought a few pre-schoolers along to dry hump with Sodapop, you would’ve been a shoe in.

    Still one of the best BRKYQ memories ever!

  6. Awwwww, I’m bummed SodaPop and you don’t have a “Best In Show” trophy to exhibit in your eclectic curiosity cabinet. 🙁

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