South DaCola

Denied!

Okay, my big mouth and political leanings have gotten me into some hot water. You might even say ‘certain’ politicians in SF don’t like me. But when I entered SodaPop in the McKennan Park Dog show yesterday I was hoping my political enemies wouldn’t take it out on SodaPop. We entered the category “Most looks like owner” (I guess they didn’t have ‘most humpy’ category) I got a good applause and people came up to me afterward and said I should have won. I said during my presentation, “He’s short, stout and has a big head like his owner.” One guy said to me, “I think your loss was political.” Well, let’s see, the judges were Nancy Navvvvvve, De Knudson, Kenny Anderson Jr., and some local pet doctor (?) and King Dave officiating. That’s fine if they don’t want to include me in any beauty pagents in SF, but as you can see Sodapop was visibly upset. He’s okay, I bought him some french fries and that made everything better.

BTW, payback is a bitch. (hardy-harr-harr).

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