God’s going to fix the election so McCain wins Ohio?

1. Who the hell is this whacko??? This is the Taliban in America! This lady is seriously demented…and who are these nutjobs rocking back and forth to her rambling? Someone snuck something into the cool aid here….Unbelievable! I am embarrassed that these whackos are American!

2. I see Stryper’s drummer cut his hair and got a new gig.

   I was waiting for Pastor Muthee to jump out of the kick drum and yell ‘Pray fer Saaaraah!’

3. This morning, I’m going to take a number two! This morning, I’m going to take a number two! Number two! Number two!

4. Thanks for the reminder, Angry Guy. I’ll be back in a bit.

5. God spoke to me this morning during my trials and tribulations, and he said unto me, “EAT LESS CHEESE!”.

6. He told me to cut back on Mexican Food.

7. But not the hotdish!? (WINK)

8. I think He likes to watch…

9. What crawled up your butt and died for our sins?

10. That pastor reminds me of my first year German teacher – Crazy B . . .

11. The first few times I watched this, I thought number 2 referred to McCain and his campaign being behind in polling numbers. Meaning the campaign that was behind would be the winner.

    Then I figured out that the number two means Palin. Meaning God’s candidate is the Republican VP Palin. The number two in charge.

    After reading these comment now I know that I was way off and the number 2 refers poop.

    Thanks guys.

12. Poop? Palin? What’s the diff? Wait! Poop is smarter!

13. I named my BM Maverick.

14. You can only get the VP so shiny when you polish a turd!

15. This is not the Holy Spirit speaking but her own confused psyche. Let’s see what she has to say if and when Ohio’s electoral votes go to Obama or if he wins the election. This self-deluded character wouldn’t know the Holy Spirit if it came riding up on a white horse,jumped off and hit her in the butt with a banjo.

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