And the winner is . . .
Sloppy Seconds Sarah
Submitted by Jackie. Pick a toon for your prize.
Okay, here’s you chance to give Governor Sarah Palin a new nickname, and win a signed toon.
These have already been used, so come up with something else:
Caribou Barbie
Gov. Moose Drool
Gov. Moose Fool
Gov. Avon Lady
Something that should be out of bounds as it’s used out in the Internets is “Moosalini” too. I’d claim it and try to use it, but it’d be dishonest. 😉 Will brainstorm today…
The Messiah
Barack Osama
Barry Bin Laden
Barack “Not the Guy on the Currency” Obama
“Black Like Me” Barry
Back in their courting days of yore, Uncle Rusty used to call Aunt Bertha by the name of “Big Busty” – so don’t be calling our beloved V.P. candidate “Rich & Busty” because she is not rich and her womanly bust parts, must like her daughter, Bustol, should be kept private.
EggBert
Gov. Milfy Milferson
Sarah “Pimp my family” Palin
No. 5…wow, I wouldn’t go there. Not with a black guy as a candidate.
So you are saying only black men are pimps?
You are funny.
Hahahaha. So are you.
Just trying to make the point that stupid name-calling is not productive. You can’t seem to make your arguments without it. Kinda like when a candidate accuses another of not being able to debate the issues, so they resort to personal attacks.
But that seems to be your M.O. … consistent with an angry, miserable, worthless existence, which you apparently have.
Do you mean name calling like this?
“The Messiah
Barack Osama
Barry Bin Laden
Barack “Not the Guy on the Currency†Obama
“Black Like Me†Barry”
Go away racist.
Again…just trying to show that it is unproductive no matter who is doing it…there’s no difference between your nasty name-calling and what I wrote.
And don’t worry. I’m leaving. I feel like I have to take a shower after reading your crap.
Make sure you scrub your ass good.
WAAHHHHHH
Ewe Betcha
“Ewe Betcha” (you know, like just one of the blind sheep!?)
Gov. Back to Obscurity Come November 5th.
Sarah FAILIN
Governor Mrs. John Birch
“Pallin’ Round-with-Racists”
Indian name:
“Shoots Wolves From Metal Bird In Sky”
Sloppy Seconds Sarah
(‘cuz she was runner up in beauty contest & not Leiberman – who McCain really wanted as VP)
one more:
Palindrone
so who’s the winner, Scotty!? 🙂
Yeah Scott, who is the winner??? This ought to be a new post so we don’t have to scroll back….
Okay: If contest is still going — or just plain ol’ forgotten, I’ll toss a few more out there:
Half-Baked from Alaska or Half-baked Alaskan
(maybe that applies more to Levi J. though…)
Shrilla from Wassila
Saks 5th Ave sarah…