Hello, my fellow citizens:

My Grampappy Grumpy Gumpty  has another quick question he would like to ask you local yokels: “What in Hades is our newest color of Homeland advisory terrorism alert status since City Councilor Big Man-Boob Schlitz is now wantin’ metal detectors and such at City Council Meetings?  I think he’s worried about some crazy SFalls citizen tryin’ to touch one of his buffed-up man-boobs.”

 Coffee Beans

Sincerely,

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