Greeting, my friendly friends:
My Grandpa Grumpy Gumps has a quick question he would like to ask you all: “What the Hell terrorist security level of Homeland advisory color are we at today, anyhew? I want to know what to wear outside on tomorrow morning’s daily poop-scoop walk with our family mutt, Butt-Fungus Blossom.”
Sincerely,
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I heard the threat level was Limonade twist with a hint of Orange Banana.
I heard it was “grab-your-ankles-here-comes-the-security-theatre yellow”.