Sarah Palin; The gift that keeps giving

1. She’ll get her chance now that Chinese Democracy will finally be released. Confused? Check it.

2. Johnny Roastbeef is the expert on Chinese Democracy.

   JR, what have you heard?

3. Have you heard who Obama wants as Sec. Def? Danzig.
   I expect Ratt, Poison, Twisted Sister, and Whitesnake to be given important posts as well.

4. Or Metallica

5. Dr Pepper is giving away one free can of Dr Pepper to every American who clams one after Chinese Democracy is released.

   Chinese Democracy is to be released worldwide on November 23. In the US I believe you can only get it at Best Buy.

   At some point you can go to the Dr Pepper website and request a coupon for a free DP.

   I think.

6. HOW TO GET YOUR FREE DR PEPPER

   1. On the Nov. 23, 2008 release date, go to http://www.drpepper.com
   2. Register your information to receive a coupon for one free 20-oz. Dr Pepper.
   3. When your coupon arrives, redeem it wherever Dr Pepper is sold.
   4. Drink your Dr Pepper slowly to experience all 23 flavors. Dr’s orders.

7. 23 Flavors?

   All I taste is carbonated prune juice.

8. It’s better than Pepsi.

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