I wonder if the consumerism drunken Republicans will get it?
‘Twas the morning after Halloween and into Wal-Mart
stumbled three wayward friends who each grabbed a cart.
Hungover and hungry, they came for cheap food.
Yet what they discovered was unexpected, not good.
For what decked the Wal-Mart halls, floor and walls?
But reindeer, Santas, snowmen and green and red balls.
Truly, the friends found this site very queer.
Despite what the calendar said, Christmas was here.
I also liked this part;
I would propose a boycott of these stores that so vehemently exploit Christmas, but I have yet to find a single store that has not.