Season’s Greetings, everybody:
My neigbor Ned Nugent’s daughter, Creamy Nugent, has been warmly yearning to bring her opinion to this website for a long time, and now that moment has finally come: “YUM! YUM! I am getting simply “C-string climactic in my Creamy zone” anticipating these scrumptious city calendars to arrive at my front door as I heard that they are going to be filled with revealing photos this year – I don’t care how much of our hard-earned trick money the city used to pay for these, because can you just imagine how many of Bob Schlitz’s  muscles are going to be shown in this calendar? And I am warm and wild with wetness just thinkin’ about Cuddly Kermitt layin’ out his best pose on the city hall polar bear rug - ooooohhhyyyyaaahhhhhhh - I just hope the postman rings more than twice when bringing this “Beware Bad Boy” calendar to my yeasty doorstep!”
http://www.siouxfalls.org/News/2008/December/12/calendars
| Date: | 12/12/2008 |
| From: | Mayor |
| Title: | Sioux Falls Distributes 2009 Calendars |
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| Sioux Falls residents will be receiving a 2009 wall calendar courtesy of the City of Sioux Falls.The calendar will include City events and contact information for City departments. Different months will feature different programs, including public safety, road construction, snow removal, and parks and recreation.“We hope residents find this is a valuable resource they can use throughout the year,†Mayor Dave Munchkin said. | |
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Sincerely,
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