10 thoughts on “New SF magazine about Berets and Cadillac belt buckles coming out soon.”
I think it was titled, “How to make yourself look like an AssHat: The Guide to Hipster Douchery”.
I’m going to go work on my muffin top now.
I hate to say it, but I think our ‘Muffin Tops’ need the man bra, BRO.
But I feel good, Oprah weighs as much as me now. Now if I can just draw her paycheck.
“Muffin tops” would be the lovehandles that spill out over the top of your tight jeans – like the top of a muffin spilling out over the pan. You’d do better with a corset.
I didn’t realize we had enough douchy hipsters in town to give them their own magazine.
BTW, the resident Dude is not me, but he can expect a letter from my lawyer.
I got the ‘inside scoop’ on this mag. I have a feeling none of us will ever be featured in it. Our parents don’t make enough money, ahem.
Now where can I get one of those sword shirts?
Express Men is my guess.
I loathe the graphic designer that introduced the swirly clipart.
Are you talking about his shirt or his tattoos?
It looks like all the guy on the cover is missing is an “ironic” hipster mustache and one of those generic star tattoos on his forarm.
Wonder if he drinks PBR to look cool.
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I think it was titled, “How to make yourself look like an AssHat: The Guide to Hipster Douchery”.
I’m going to go work on my muffin top now.
I hate to say it, but I think our ‘Muffin Tops’ need the man bra, BRO.
But I feel good, Oprah weighs as much as me now. Now if I can just draw her paycheck.
“Muffin tops” would be the lovehandles that spill out over the top of your tight jeans – like the top of a muffin spilling out over the pan. You’d do better with a corset.
I didn’t realize we had enough douchy hipsters in town to give them their own magazine.
BTW, the resident Dude is not me, but he can expect a letter from my lawyer.
I got the ‘inside scoop’ on this mag. I have a feeling none of us will ever be featured in it. Our parents don’t make enough money, ahem.
Now where can I get one of those sword shirts?
Express Men is my guess.
I loathe the graphic designer that introduced the swirly clipart.
Are you talking about his shirt or his tattoos?
It looks like all the guy on the cover is missing is an “ironic” hipster mustache and one of those generic star tattoos on his forarm.
Wonder if he drinks PBR to look cool.
[…] by Angry Guy under Uncategorized In case anyone wondered what article DL was referring to. I left out the category of “Anti-Choice Right Wing X-Tian Douche Bag”. I’m […]
Who’s is publishing this?