Greeting, my friendly friends:
My Grandpa Grumpy Gumps has a quick question he would like to ask you all: “What the Hell terrorist security level of Homeland advisory color are we at today, anyhew? I want to know what to wear outside on tomorrow morning’s daily poop-scoop walk with our family mutt, Butt-Fungus Blossom.”
Sincerely,
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Okay, I know I don’t cheeseball out much, but I appreciate the veterans who have fought for our freedom, especially my family members;
Grandpa Laddie (WWII)
Grandpa Mel (WWII)
Great Uncle Junior (Korean War)
Stepdad Roger (Army)
Uncle Duane (Army)
Brother Sean (Air Force)
And a big shout out to my HS school friend Brian serving as a commander in Iraq!
Thank You for your service – Gawd knows this pussy could never do it!
(And anybody else who would like to add to the list in the comments area, go for it. I know Dude’s brother served in Iraq and Motherload’s father-in-law is a three tour and Hamburger Hill veteran of Vietnam)
UPDATE: I decided to update this post after a couple of Kirshman supporters set me straight in the comments area. I have found when posting ‘Rumors’ about politicians on this blog, it gets people out to set the record straight, and I appreciate that.
One fact still remains though. What is with the riff between Pat and Martha? The only thing I can think of is their views on abortion. It seems they are both life long Democrats who support labor unions, education and seniors. I hope they can kiss and makeup, I don’t think District 15 can afford to have two very talented politicians, who are in the same party, in Pierre working against each other.
If the disagreement comes down to abortion, that is unfortunate. I want to remind both of them that abortion SHOULD NOT be legislated by lawmakers or governors. It should be a non-issue this year in Pierre. Find some common ground. PLEASE! Though infighting and stupid legislation only helps editorial cartoonists like myself – I would prefer it ended for the betterment of this state.
May I suggest you two meet before the session starts, have some crumpets and tea, and strategize what is best for your district.
And people wonder why I’m a registered independent . . . geeeeezzzz!
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As you may or may not know, Martha Vanderlinde won handily in the primaries, winning over 60% of the vote with Pat Kirshman in second and Madigan in third place. I knew this would have Vanderlinde sitting well for the general election, but never expected Kirshman to get more votes in the end. Since they take the top two people running in the House, Vanderlinde still gets to go to Pierre, but playing second fiddle to someone who she tromped in the primaries must sting a little.
Remember, Vanderlinde was the only pro-choice candidate running in District 15, Democrat or Republican. District 15 voted 70% against the abortion ban in 2006. Vanderlinde also wants to focus on elder care and working class issues in Pierre. Though Vanderlinde may not have the same views of the majority of the House, she definitely represents her District.
It might not change the election, but it sure feels good paying back those who dissed this great nation by supporting Barack Obama. Actually, it’s the method which is so sweet Here’s what I do. I go into a local business or shop and gather up the items I normally buy…. and just before I ring up my items, I ask the owner or clerk…”By the way, did you support Barack Obama in the election?”
If they answer no, I go through with the purchase with my usual politeness.
If they answer Yes, I say…. “Well you must not need the money that bad if you’re willing to vote for more taxes, so I should probably shop someplace else.”
Yes, it takes some balls. But it feels great.
I plan to keep it up until I feel less depressed.
That could be another four years.
SUCK ON THAT DEMOCRATS!
Obama thinks he is a good talker, but he is often undisciplined when he speaks. He needs to understand that as President, his words will be scrutinized and will have impact whether he intends it or not. In this regard, President Bush is an excellent model; Obama should take a lesson from his example. Bush never gets sloppy when he is speaking publicly. He chooses his words with care and precision, which is why his style sometimes seems halting. In the eight years he has been President, it is remarkable how few gaffes or verbal blunders he has committed. If Obama doesn’t raise his standards, he will exceed Bush’s total before he is inaugurated.
EggBert 
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Johnny Roastbeef