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2008

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VOTE YES FOR LIFE on SD MEASURE 11 – BECAUSE WOMEN MAKING ABORTION CHOICES IS JUST PLAIN ICKY!!!

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Hello there!  Good news from my family to yours.

A new addition to the EggBert family is arriving in Sunny SD very, very soon. My Aunt Bertha is returning from Alaska (via canoe) where she used her irresistable charm and rape-drug one passionate night a few months ago to manhandle and have her way with  GOP V.P. candidate’s hubby Hotty Toddy.  She retreated from oil-bellied Alaska as soon as Toddy advised Bertha to abort the love-child, but utilizing her strong right-winged arm of morals she fled out the back door of the Wasilla Moose & Drool Pub, stole Hotty Toddy Paladin’s award-winning snow-machine, barely escaped the clutches of pissed-off members of the Wasilla Wheelin’ Women’s Associated Pro-Abortion Medical Opt Out Safety Elite (WWWAP-A MOOSE – see photo below),

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and is now paddling her bundle of Pro-Life, bastardly joy down the Bering Strait to stateside with her new lover and canoe-mate, Eddie Eskimo.

Though my family looks forward to helping raise Aunt Bertha’s bastardly Alaskan baby, we urge you to Vote Yes For Life on South Dakota Measure 11 on November 4th.  The close-knit EggBert family (except Uncle Rusty and Grumps Gramps who ignorantly do NOT want our beloved Gov. Mike Roundless’s-led SD government dictating what should happen to the baby-making parts or portions of baby-bloodthirsty, irresponsibly impregnated SD women) does not believe people should have sexual touching issues IF they want the unborn baby killed by greedy, crime-commiting doctors. Although an abortion can still be applied IF there is health-related endangerment to the mother and if there are cases of rape and/or incest, the birth of my fragile and sissy sister-nephew Nathan Jane WASN’T and NEVER will be celebrated in the EggBert family because she/he WAS and still IS an evil abortion attempt.  Icky! 

Oh well, at least the isolated freak isn’t a blob of dead tissue goo. 

Sincerely,

EggBert Tiber. Frank. Ichab. Goofen.

P.S. VOTE YES FOR LIFE (except in cases like Nathan Jane and Democrat zombies)

Citizens for Reponsible Sales Tax

Petition drive going good

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I was in front of the County Administration office after work yesterday garnering petition signatures for the Sales Tax Decrease initiative and was surprised by how many people I could get to sign it. We got at least 90% of registered Sioux Falls voters that we approached to sign it. Only two people were vocal about not signing the petition. One of them called it ‘Stupid’. Which is always a ‘Stupid’ argument. We have only been doing the petition drive for 2 weeks and we already have good numbers. I have a feeling we will have no problem making the Spring School Board election with the initiative. And, BTW, if you are against the initiative and you see me, tell me why – don’t just say it is STUPID. Lower taxes on food and utilities is NEVER stupid.

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Post of the Living Dead (ZW minus 1)

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I thought since this might be the last chance Ihave to post before Z-Day, I might as well dedicate it to my second favorite zombie of all time. My most favorite being Bub, from Romero’s Day of the Dead.

My second favorite zombie of all time is known throughout the world, has starred in dozens of feature films and has had so many books written about him they dedicate entire libraries to them. You could say he’s worshipped by millions. I am , of course, talking about Zombie Jesus. I’ll cover the facts as we know them, and leave the rest up to you all to figure out.
Fact #1. Jesus was crucified, died, buried, and then ROSE FROM THE DEAD.

Acts 2:24 – But God raised him from the dead, freeing him from the agony of death, because it was impossible for death to keep its hold on him.

Fact #2. He encouraged zombie like behavior.

John 6:53 – Jesus said to them, “I tell you the truth, unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink his blood, you have no life in you”.

I don’t know about you guys, but something tells me its going to take more than a shovel to the head to put this one down.

Jesus Christ Zombie Lord

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