What MLK, Jr. Day means to the EggBert Family – 2009
Like when eating Chicken at our annual MLK, Jr. day family gathering, we prefer pure White Meat –  so be very, very afraid of unhealthy Dark Meat. Be particular about choosing your type of Original or Crispy Crust, be on the alert for Bones, and watch your backside when partaking of a Mixed order. Thank God chickens aren’t made out of non-white people…
Sincerely,
EggBert & family (except Uncle Rusty and Gramps Grump Gump, who are at some dumb MLK, Jr. event at the downtown MultiAnti-WhiteRacial Center – the bigots!)
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I’m guessing Duck is not on the menu at the Eggbert family dinners?
I’m also guessing that is a photo of Heston before he last his fricking mind.
Mr. 1i3wuss: I am not sure who this Heston is, but the big, good-looking white man in the front is our neighbor, Jed Nugent. And no, only white chicken is served at our MLK, Jr. family celebration. So go Duck yourself, ya whimpering, snarky hippy!
Sincerely,
EggBert “Snarky Back at Ya” Goofenstien
How about Bison?
Turkey poop?
Yeah, seems he has a problem with dark meat fowl, but if it is turds from white meat fowl, it is okay.
I believe the general area of the turkey’s sphincter is dark meat.