Clean Air Mumbo Jumbo Pooh Pooh

Happy Day, all: 

 The Argyle Lier has “over-researched” this lame “non-hot” subject to death –

http://beta.argusleader.com/article/20090222/NEWS/902220351&referrer=FRONTPAGECAROUSEL 

so the EggBert family decided to do a little crack-pot, power-pointed, internets-based research of thier own on Niece Nellie’s boyfriend, Petey Schwetty’s lap-top on the top of his lap under a blanket (see power-point slider below) –

So, as you can all see, smoking cigarettes is NOT a primary source of indoor polution. Period.  End of BS smoke story. 

By the way, Neighbor Creamy Nugent sez to all of you liberal, clean-air pushin’ commie bastards, “Cut it out with all the public indoor smoke-free crap, lover boys & girls, cuz’ if you can Stroke it, Smoke it!”

Sincerely,

EggBert & Right to Pollute Indoor Air family & neighborhood members (except Uncle Rusty & Grumps Gramps, who left during the research to eat at the only healthy, smoke-free diner in town, McDonalds, to down a few Cokes & Big Macs)