February 2009

Kook-Bag, Kool-Aid drinker letter of the day

Jesus was a FREE Market Capitalist – Who Knew?

Gotta love it when neo-conservative theocrats write letters to the editor and misinterpret our founding fathers;

In plain English, our unalienable rights are endowed by our Creator (God), and it is the responsibility of our government to protect these rights.

No, our rights are endowed by us. God gave us our own brains and thoughts to govern ourselves. Individulism and independence is the backbone of a FREE society. Faith is an important facet of that, but it is only one rung in the ladder.

Christianity does not corrupt men; men corrupt Christianity.

Yeah, detective, that’s what we like to call Hypocrisy. It’s pretty prevelant, but does not affect my American Freedom one single damn bit.

Freedom is the result of democracy.

No Shit?! Thanks for the insight.

Christ is freedom’s father. Government’s confiscation of personal and financial freedom is the byproduct of socialism.

Jesus was actually a socialist (you know, helping your fellow man, etc. etc.). He warned us of the money changers, didn’t encourage us to be them. He got up in their shit, and wrecked their house and such.

I think you better throw away your current bible and pick up the King James version, it explains all of this in great detail, really.

Captain chapter 11 in Keloland

Saw this on KELO-TV tonight and found it strange they would announce it, but I think the Gargoyle Leader beat them to the punch, ouch;

The company had total assets worth $575,600,070 and total debts of $980,425,190 as of Sept. 30, court records show.

Well, that’s not good. Wonder how many accountants are going to be let go. Better start reporting flu-shots and upcoming blizzards more. Gee, I hope they don’t cut the bloggers from their website, wait, we work for free, nevermind.