February 2009

Do Republicans have any shame? Nah.

Gee, could have guessed this;

Sen. Susan Collins, the Maine GOP dealmaker who’s been in the limelight this week for helping to pass a watered down stimulus, has been talking a good game about the need to avoid wasting taxpayer money. But it looks like Collins also worked today to strip from the final bill a measure that’s crucial to exposing that waste.

Here’s what happened:

The House stimulus bill contained a provision designed to protect federal whistleblowers. Currently, those protections are shockingly weak. According to the Project On Government Oversight, whistleblowers who are fired or demoted can file a complaint with a government board — but over the last eight years, that board has ruled in favor of whistleblowers only twice in 55 cases.

More to the point, the protections were designed to encourage federal workers to point out cases where taxpayer money is subject to waste, fraud, or abuse — a legitimate concern when Congress spends $800 billion, and one that centrists and Republicans have been particularly exercised about.

Yesterday, 20 members of the House, from both parties, yesterday sent a letter to House negotiators urging them to ensure that the protections remained.

But, according to a person following the bill closely, Collins used today’s conference committee to drastically water down the measure, citing national security concerns as the reason for her opposition. In the end, the protections were so weakened that House negotiators balked, and the result was that the entire amendment was removed.

According to the person following the bill, Collins was the “central roadblock” to passing the protections.

But wait, here’s the good part!

So when, in the coming months, conservatives start jumping up and down over the fact that money from the stimulus bill is being wasted, as they surely will, it’s worth remembering that a key measure designed to help expose that waste was removed from taken out of the bill — and by a senator said to be a champion of fiscal discipline.

Is that a zucchini in your pocket, or are just happy to see me?

There will be plenty of ‘wood’ to go around once the feds start cutting checks to South Dakota;

State officials are lining up millions of dollars in ready-to-go projects in preparation for the expected surge of federal spending included in the $790-billion economic plan now sitting at the edge of congressional approval.

How much you wanna bet who will be budging in that line to try to get to the front? Let me give you a clue; “Ah yeah, Tim, remember that TV ad I did for you, praising you for all the things (you promised) you would do for our tiny little town? Member? Member? Well, I was wondering, if Eugene and I could stop by and like, ah, get repayment? Oh, you should of seen the Hell I had to go thru with the SD GOP caucus, Christ, because of my blantant brown nosing of you.”

“Congress has made it very clear that if you don’t spend the money in the time frame given, it could go back,” Bergquist said. “We want to make sure we’re spending all of ours but are also ready to take advantage of any extra we might get.”

Ah, you don’t know much about Northside Dave, do you? That money is already f’ing spent. It’s a Sioux Falls tradition.

Gov. Mike Rounds was evaluating the compromise package Thursday and is scheduled to discuss it during a news conference in the Capitol on Friday.

Poor King Mike, he has to accept a crisp check from a Black Democratic President. I know it’s gonna be tough Mike, since you are so used to taking money from your rich, well connected, Republican Lawyers and business owners. Don’t worry Mike, there is one thing I have learned about Republicans, they take money from anyone as long as it makes them a dime.

Get ready for New Development downtown . . . in 3-5 years.

Tired of looking at old lumber yard sheds and such? No worries, you’ll get to look at this next.

I guess we were all wrong about what is going to happen at the old lumber yard location downtown;

Some of the existing sheds will be torn down then, and before it becomes anything else the site will become a construction equipment and supply staging area . . .

Wooooo Hooooo! Can I go play on the bulldozers at night? Maybe have an outdoor festival on one of the gravel piles? No longer will we have to worry about Sioux Falls ‘Leaking Money’ like councilor Jamison has warned us about (while wearing his brand new, freshly pressed AC/DC shirt while tearing up fake checks, a performance that should have honored him an Oscar, or at least a Mayor’s award for the arts).

City Council member Greg Jamison said he’s mindful of the spirited debate on where to build events and convention facilities, but he acknowledges “there’s a lot of value to putting it downtown.

“Wherever it goes, though, downtown or at the Arena, I would love to cut the ribbon on it as soon as we can. It’s a huge economic engine we’re missing out on.”

Couldn’t agree more Greg. Maybe you, your brother and Daddy Warbucks General Jamison could pool your money with other developers in town and build your own fricking Event Center. Huh? Instead raising taxes on little old ladies bread and milk? I would come to the ribbon cutting. I promise.

Bill Bill’s Honest Abe’s bedroom

I’ve known about the Sioux Falls Lincoln bedroom for awhile. Bill Williams’ daughter is a friend of mine and we have often gotten a chuckle out of it.

Instead of a night cap, you can put on a stovepipe hat similar to what Lincoln wore. 

“This is an 1851 beaver hat of the times,” Lincoln said. 

But if you think the bedroom is a trip, you should have seen the Titantic he built from toothpicks!