After recommendations from Attorney General Larry Long and long time admirer Pat Powers, the governor felt it only appropriate to give him his own day;
“You know, I have never sucked on a number with Bob,” says Rounds “But I heard he rolls a mean fatty.”
Rounds also commented on Newland’s courageous work on trying to legalize medicinal marijuana,
“Bob has worked hard and has made some good headway. But as long as myself and other ignorant neo-con lawmakers are in power, Bob will never win, uh I mean, I wish him luck.”
Some festivities across the state to honor Newland include:
Mitchell-Seminar: “Who needs a roach clip when you have a paperclip”
Rapid City-Seminar: “An apple a day makes a good pipe today”
Sioux Falls-Seminar: “How to make cookies and brownies that make your arthrithis melt away”
Congrats Bob! You join the ranks of Doug Lund and KISS!