I guess Angry Guy and I are adding to global warming;
Wouldn’t you know it – thin people contribute less to global warming, or so says a recent study.
Researchers at the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine published a report Monday, based on food production and transportation factors, that contends lithe people step livelier on the planet. Their carbon footprint leaves less of an imprint.
Who cares. Skinny people are boring anyway, and they are no fun at BBQ’s.
Oliver Surden
This is all a conspiracy by a bunch of vegetarians who are pissed that people can still eat meat.
They always seem to assume that non meat eaters are helathier and thinner.
Personally, I’ve never met a vegan who didn’t look like they were suffering malnutrition.
And wearing chunky glasses?
I burned a plastic bag in my front yard this morning.
As far as vegans are concerned, this is how I feel.
For every animal you don’t eat, I’m going to eat three.
And for every animal that escapes Angry Guy’s fork, I’ll shoot three more.
I’ve already wiped out an entire generation of my neighborhood’s rabbits.
AG- That’s not ‘REAL’ political satire according to ANON #7.5 on the DWC site because they used Photoshop and a computer to create it. So we are not allowed to laugh at it.
yeah.. but look at the attention to details.
like the toucan’s reflection in the lid? C’mon! that’s AWESOME!
Have you ever read Maddox’s website?
I think his review of children’s artwork is brilliant.
Maddox is spot on and I agree with him often.
Why am I not surprised that AG has his website hotlinked? Shocking.
Vrooooom!
What’s a hotlink?
Normally, it’s a term that applies to posting an image on an html page directly from another website. Generally, the website the image is taken from doesn’t much care for the practice, as it slows down their server.
I think a better way of saying what Costner said would be that you have Maddox in your favorites.
Thanks GoD. I was mostly being a smartass, because I knew Custner wasn’t using it the way I would use it.
you know.. the right way…
EffU.
I don’t know what browser you’re running so I suppose I could have said “Bookmarks” and you would tell me you were running IE where they are “favorites”.
You meant what I knew….er, something.
Here you go: It doesn’t shock me that AG would have the URL and/or a hyperlink to Maddox’s website saved in his favorites and/or bookmarks and/or quicklinks and/or on his ‘most visited’/’top site’ page.
Yea that sounds a lot better. Toss in a “I heard it on the Internets” reference and you have something worth sharing.
NEEERRRDDDSS!
I don’t “bookmark” sites because that is how the govt tracks your usage. They have an agreement with all of the major Antivirus distributors, especially “Free” AVG. When those applications “update” they are actually reporting back to the NSA central servers with your contact lists and favorites. So now I just write everything down on 3M brand yellow Post-It Notes and stick them to everything within arms reach.. that way the govt wont know what I am buying on ebay
But what about the brain scans man? You know they can just scan your brain and determine what websites you go to right?
Invest in a tinfoil beenie ASAP. You can even get recycled Renolds Wrap now so that is just an added bonus and ties in nicely with the Earth Day reference.
Duuuuuuuuude… wait… what?
Yeah.. the brain scans. I heard that the govt can use the EMF’s generated by all of the power lines to created an interlaced ‘sonar’ scan of every major metropolitan area in the world. They want you to think that tin foil will protect you, but its really just an amplifier. When I put my TFH on and put two spoons in my cheeks while touching a 9v battery to the ends, I can see the matrix if I squint really hard…..
Awesome. I’m going to try that later.
Seriously.. the spoons thing is completely insane. Don’t do it. It is the equivilent of Red Green administering ECTs.
Does Red fasten the electrodes via duct tape? I imagine that would hurt when you go to remove them.
Duct tape is for skirts… Gorilla tape is the shit!