How about a ‘Stalker with Benefits’?

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No SEX for you!

This doesn’t work, A Seinfeld episode determined it already;

A recent study found that 60 percent of college students have been in a “friends with benefits” relationship, but that the possibility for romantic feelings — and a lack of communication — can complicate such an arrangement.

I have found everytime I try this I either end up with a stalker or a non-friend in the end. Don’t fuck your friends, but an occassional ‘foot massage’ can’t hurt.

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4 Thoughts on “How about a ‘Stalker with Benefits’?”

  1. Angry Guy on April 22, 2009 at 11:34 am said:

    Doesn’t your mom read this blog?

  2. l3wis on April 22, 2009 at 11:40 am said:

    I think she knows I’m not a virgin.

  3. l3wis on April 22, 2009 at 12:06 pm said:

    AG- I fixed it – are you happy now Zombie Jebus?

  4. Angry Guy on April 22, 2009 at 12:41 pm said:

    Nope. Never happy… but a ‘foot massage’ never hurts.

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