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With all this talk of piracy, I thought I would bring it back to the top since I am a lazy asshole that doesn’t want to navigate to another page to make fun of Goody Two Shoes non-pirates. Avast, ye douchebag!

18 thoughts on “Open Thread… G’yar!”
  1. Arrrrrrrr!
    Di anyone happen to keep track of the Pirate Bay trial in Sweden? They made the prosecution look really stupid – as in they couldn’t even articulate exactly what the Pirate Bay does or how.

  2. Instead of making copies of DL’s art and selling them, I’m going to go through Costner’s garbage for DNA samples so I can clone him. I will then give copies (selling them would be TOTALLY wrong) to friends for odd jobs or anything else you use a righteous asshat for.

  3. Actually, the prosecutors are in the process of striking their colors and lowering lifeboats.

  4. I’m going to go through Costner’s garbage for DNA samples so I can clone him.

    No need to dig through the garbage, just send me your address. I’ll take a duece in a paper bag and send it your way. Anything I can do to help.

  5. If you send it to me in a bag, you should hold a little back so you have something to post here later.

  6. Oh yeah… sorry I forgot my address.
    Send it to:

    224 W. Ninth St.
    Sioux Falls, SD 57104

  7. And make sure to include instructions that the deliverer sets the package on fire, rings the bell, and runs away.

  8. City hall has enough crap. Send Peeps for Easter. Give them sugar and there could be some hyperactive progress. They could have a ‘Peep Show’ on that corner.

  9. Sadly I probably wouldn’t be the first guy to mail something like that to city hall.

    I was all set to do it but the UPS guy became suspicious when I filled in the declared value box as “priceless crap”.

  10. Is’nt that the times we live in? Anytime you are being honest, people get suspicious.

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