HAPPY EggBert Family Memorial Day!

To Everyone (except anti-killing war idiots, anti-growth-driven Vernal Brownie protestors, transgendered lesbo-gaybots who are also usually anti-beloved Dickie C. dicks, people with abnormally colored “devil” skin, anti-Abstinence/Pasor Steve sex-perps, & Sioux Falls Federal Credit Union employees/customers): 

HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY!!! 

Celebrate together as a family as the EggBert family does, by shopping all day for deals at the Empirical Mall & shooting tombstones at local cemetaries, etc.

(Below are a few of last year’s photos of the EggBert family “honoring the dead & doin’ it big” on Memorial Day) –

Sincerely,

EggBert & his very, very F*#%$!+-‘:>,?.@`~=:\}|{)(< – ing Egg-Centric Family