The EggBert Family is sincerely orgasmic about the new indoor (whoops, we mean) outdoor Drake Springs Pool!

1. Kirk and Spock? Say it ain’t so!

2. Hanging out in the lazy river

3. One too any mind melds together?

4. It’s to far from residential areas. Children there are few and occupied. They’re chained or marketing crack. It’ll make money when it’s transformed into Dave’s hidden motive, a Playboy grotto and gay bathhouse. ‘Derelect Dave’s’ is walking distance from the gay nightclub, statue of David, ‘Phillips to Nowhere’, and city hall. Perfect marketing to winos and city employees.

5. I live 4 blocks from the pool. I drove by yesterday right before they opened the doors and the line was as long as the parking lot. Imagine that, kids wanting to breathe fresh air while swimming in a pool, GET OUT! It is a lower income neighborhood, but it will be a popular pool, it was even popular when it was an old dump. Doesn’t hurt to have Happy Meals a stones throw away.

   I was thinking last night while riding my bike home from Angry Guy’s most awesome party that lower income kids appreciate the smallest things more then the rich kids or more importantly the rich kids parents. I was thinking the reason I love riding bike was because my bicycle was my most prized possession when I was a kid. It was fast and it took me everywhere I wanted to go, and I didn’t have to be a rich kid to own one, even though mine was quite the chop job, spray painted hoopty. My brother put a steering wheel on his he found at the junkyard, that was pretty fucking cool.

   My point? The city needs to realize that not everyone has their Cadillac tastes, or for that matter, really care. Some of us are happy with a Toyota.

   Stop making us pay for Cadillacs while the rest of us are driving Toyotas.

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