How can we justify $100 BILLION for lunar missions in the next decade?
Someone PLEASE enlighten me on this? IMHO, we should take half and explore the oceans, and the other half to bomb the middle east. At the very least NASA should sell advertising on their booster rockets.. Mountain Dew, Nike, Travelocity, Trojan Condoms….
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With $50 billion, we could bomb some parts of the middle east for about three months.
We spend about $18 billion every month in Iraq alone.
Forgot to add, that at that rate we could save up for a trip to the moon in under six months.
Which would you prefer; war or a giant phallic symbol we launch into space?
Not sure that either one is doing anyone any good at all. What will come from our trip to the moon? Will we colonize? Will we evacuate to there when we figure out that Jesus is coming back and he’s pretty pissed about the whole crucifixion thing?
We’ll probably get a cool invention or two out of it.
Besides, Jesus is supposed to turn the moon into blood when he comes back, so it won’t do any good to hide there.
Perhaps we should save a few billion and launch a giant Kotex up there instead.
While we’re at it, lob a couple over to the Middle East as well, that’ll show ’em.
Could we saturate it in pig’s blood first?
I have often said we should train pigs to be suicide bombers. That would deter AlQueda.
Plus, a nice side effect is the explosions would be both deadly and delicious.
Not sure pork marinated with plastic explosives would be tasty.
Could we saturate it in pig’s blood first?
I used all the pigs blood to fertilize the garden. My tomatoes are not kosher.
Not sure pork marinated with plastic explosives would be tasty.
Not really ‘marinated’ per se, but flash roasted.
One time the electricity went out on the farm during a winter storm and we cooked Tontino’s pizzas on top of the Kerosene heater. They were okay, but probably would have tasted better stoned.