July 2009

You Decide

l3wis July 31, 2009 7Comments

Okay, I am trying something new, because I am in a giving mood (well not really). I started prepping a new canvas, but I am not sure what I am going to paint on it yet. I want to do something Jazz and Blues, but I am not stuck on that, music related would be cool though. I have been digging up picts of Billie Holiday, because I have not done one of her yet, but like I said, I am open. PutÂ links to your images in the comments section. Thanks. Remember; Art is organic (just like toejam).

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Flyover-gate redux

The Minuteman July 31, 2009 7Comments

The office of Kenya’s president and his collaborators within our military released more photos this week of the president’s luxury jet flying over New York City (that place where you liberals get your picante sauce).

If you look close enough, you can see the liberal pantywaists running for their lives from their own Chosen One. LOL

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Obviously, this is some sort of reconnaissance mission being flown in support of a future terrorist act by Bill Ayres in concert with AlÂ Qaeda Zombie Saddam Hussein.

Grab your ankles, folks. The Obamanator won’t stop when he’s done levelling New York City. When all his chess pieces are in place, the whole of Christendom will be rounded up and either be forced to convert to his heathen religion orÂ get their head lopped off by a scimitar.

Meanwhile, Sally and I willÂ be laughing at you from the bunker out here in Real America.

See ya later, fornicators!

Minuteman Out.

Boner shit found

X-Tian doesn’t like BJ’s or the 1st Amendment

l3wis July 31, 2009 12Comments

The 1st Amendment doesn’t guarantee you will get a hummer, but it doesn’t stop you from asking.

This letter to the editor made my week, on many levels;

I saw in a Wal-Mart parking lot a bumpersticker that said “I Love Jesus” with “Jesus” crossed out and “Blowjobs” written in over it. As a Christian I found these totally offensive so who do I sue, press charges against or government official do I talk to to get these offensive views off the streets?

Trust me, bub, there is a lot of neo-con, rightwinger, x-tians I would love to sue over some of the BS they spew, but guess what, the first amendment gives us the right to ‘offend’ each other, whether you like it or not.

Now why don’t you go get a BJ and relax.

Beer Summit

Weirdest picture ever UPDATED

l3wis July 31, 2009 13Comments

IÂ guess when you have beers at the Prez’s house, a tie is required.

BTW, who invited Joe? But I guess when you are out having beers with friends, you always have to invite someone who will provide some comic relief.

Best beer choice goes to Gates; Sam Adams Light

2nd place goes to Biden; Buckler (NA made by Heineken)

South DaCola Fest

A South DaCola Fest to end all Fests and such

l3wis July 30, 2009 14Comments

Okay, Hos and I were having a drink tonight and she decided that tomorrow night would be perfect for a South DaCola Fest (4?), at Black Oak Arkansas’s show, Phoenix Lounge, Harrisburg, SD.

So show up, and have some fun, and maybe some of my crazy contributors will show up.

I heard Sy is buying . . .

This picture has nothing to do with festivities, but I thought her boobies were nice.

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You Decide

Flyover-gate redux

X-Tian doesn’t like BJ’s or the 1st Amendment

Weirdest picture ever UPDATED

A South DaCola Fest to end all Fests and such

You Missed

Sioux Falls is hostile towards bicyclists and peds

TenHaken’s comment about Culture Wars shows his ignorance on how laws are made and his greed

The Color of Sound

Merry Christmas!