EggBert WTF? Family Photo’s Celebrating 4th of July – 2009!

Dear Good Citizens of the United States of these Americas:

As a thankful typical American family, we celebrated our beloved country’s ass-kicking 543rd birthday yesterday THE AMERICAN WAY by getting drunk, eatin’ a few dogs, drinkin’ some brewskies, watchin’ baseball, shootin’ small rodents, suckin’ down some cold ones & snappin’ photos of our family’s WTF? festive weekend journey of events (WTF? = What The Footlong?) 

JUST WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, YA COMMIE-LOVIN’ WOMEN-LIBBIN’ ANTI-PATRIOTIC ARTSY FARTSY GAY-WAD & COLORED-LOVIN’ PRO-ABORTION ATHEISTICIN’ HIPPIES???

Sincerely,

EggBert WTF? Family & Neighbors