Greetings, my friends:
Granny Gumption’s has offered up her Worthy (Bitchin’) News of the Day – July 17, 2009:Â
“Nothin’ in the Argus Leader today about that wacko black dead singer kid, thank the Lord our God & Savior J.C. Christ Almighty, but  this was in interesting article for sure -I read it while eatin’ my Prune juice & Fruit Loops and touchin’ myself in places that make my titties tingle.
http://www.ipsos-na.com/news/pressrelease.cfm?id=4401Â
Don’t get me wrong, Ripa’s a peach, but I would still much rather have a bunkmate of the likes of Cloris Leachman in my vacation rental home. Yum, Yum…”
Oh, now tsk, tsk, Granny Gumption. WTF. I would actually think of our beloved teapot salesman, Allen Unrrrrguuughhh or T. Penny Sanford’s sidekick, Kelby Krappenhoft would be my top choices for bunkmates. Just think of the purity of the conversation (and make out sessions) we could have…
Sincerely,
EggBert & vacation rental home celebrity bunkmate wet dreams…
l3wis
Still crazy after all these years? Huh Eggbert?
I pick Halle Berry. There’s steam in her middle age framework. Nobody agrees, thankyou, less competition.