Why do both SD political parties suck dog doo-doo?

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Seriously?

It seems anytime I hear bobbleheads from either party spew crap on local TV I find myself fashioning a noose before the end of a discussion. Are these people really that freaking stupid?

On Inside Smelloland today they had on politicos from both parties talk about 2010.

Let’s start with the RepubliKKKans. They drug rising GOP star Kristi Noem in front of the cameras to talk about her party’s future. I call Kristi South Dakota’s version of Sarah Palin, only 10 times hotter, but not sure who would win in a IQ test. Kristi kept parroting the same old SD GOP talking point that we are a conservative state. We are not.

Do conservatives and asslick neocons live here? Yes. Are they the majority? No. South Dakota is a centrist to right state. We continually send moderates to Washington and we turned down the abortion ban twice. The largest county in the state voted a majority for Barack Obama. You may be conservative in Castlewood Kristi, but that doesn’t make you the majority, but if it is any concellation, you are still the retired farmer turned rancher (whatever that means).

Now let’s move to the SD wuss party, the Demorats. They are poised to lose the Governor’s seat, again. They have picked an ex-Republican, wealthy Sioux Falls lawyer to be their leading candidate who thinks the best way to combat casinos is to build more of them.

I hope there is free tap beer at his concession speech party.

Posted in: South Dakotans

4 Thoughts on “Why do both SD political parties suck dog doo-doo?”

  1. Warren Phear on July 13, 2009 at 4:20 am said:

    Just went to Kristi’s website. (Nice Web layout BTW) Too bad she deserted it after the election. I guess if the only people commenting there is yourself, then desertion is not a bad plan.

    http://www.kristinoem.com/

    Since SD seems to be hung up on looks, aka john pretty boy thune, and everyones girl next door steph, why not a steph vs kristi campaign? She’d give her a run.

  2. l3wis on July 13, 2009 at 6:46 am said:

    I would have to agree Warren. Kristi actually sounds intelligent when she speaks, it is just too bad it is same old John Thune talking points that are complete BS.

  3. Costner on July 13, 2009 at 2:41 pm said:

    Just to nit-pick, there are actually three parties in SD that are recognized on the ballot last I checked. The other is the Constitution Party I beleive.

    There is also good old Independents, but we don’t get to vote in the primaries and aren’t technically considered a party.

  4. Ghost of Dude on July 17, 2009 at 7:03 am said:

    It would be totally awesome if we had a former republican and a former dem win their primaries.

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