Dear fellow Republicans:
YIPPEY SKIPPY!!! It was just announced! Can you believe it? Who KNEW? Our beloved and esteemed SD Senator, John Tune, is PROBABLY NO DOUBT PRETTY MUCH running for President against O’Bummer in 2012.
US Senator John Thune, seen here in February 2009, a South Dakota Republican seen as a possible 2012 presidential candidate, said in the party’s weekly radio address that “Republicans want healthcare reform that works. Reform that brings down costs for families and small businesses, and reform that provides better care to more people.“(AFP/Getty Images/File)
Just look at this HAND-SOME SD HUNK!
The EggBert Family’s dearest Neighbor, Creamy Nugent, just got her own kind of personal NON-U.S. GOVERNMENT FORCED health coverage by 1) entering her privately-owned “self-healing” bedroom with this picture of John T., 2) the cream-inducing thought of this SD-bred stud running for President in 2012, and 3) with a little ass-istance from her little stimulus buddy in a package, “Vibrating Vinnie” which is manufactured by Fizer Farmicuticals, Inc.
Sincerely,
EggBert & “Baaaaaaaahhhhing” Health Care Reform Bull*%&#
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oh Gag me. And he isn’t good lucking, he looks as bad as Gov. Sanford looks. Shriveled and prunish.
Helga- obviously you have not experienced ‘Eggbert’ yet.
I actually think Thune looks better in person then in photos, he doesn’t seem very photogenic.
With any hope, this man will be our next president and return this great nation to its CHRISTIAN founding.
You libs can keep blathering on about how unattractive he is, but he ain’t no communist terrorist Kenyan plant to destroy our country. That makes him plenty pretty for me.
I wholeheartedly support getting this all-american (and Real American) guy into the oval office.
Ok let me just say I have never understood the fascination behind Thune’s looks. I always thought he had sort of a Herman Munster thing going on, but I guess in comparison to the average Senator he probably brings up the average.
That being said, his looks have zero to do with his ability to lead and govern… although in this case I’m not impressed in that area either.
Hey MM …who should be Thune’s VP runnin mate?
Sarah Palin?
I’m sorry minuteman, I somehow missed the section of the Constitution that declared a national religion, could you point that out to me?
Randall, libs can only hope that Palin is on the 2012 ticket, it would be like the GOP bringing back Bruce Whalen to fight Herseth Sanslin
This is a CHRISTIAN nation! That’s all I need to know, and it damn sure oughtta be good enough for you too, lest God’s almighty wrath befall you!
One Nation Under GOD!
Boy oh boy Thune and Palin would make a cute couple. Great things and lots of babies would come out of that marriage!
Sanford is making the move to the big-time right wingnut wind bags. His starter wife is leaving with the kids – so he’s in the process of completing his ugly break-up that is the prerequisite for all of the hypocritical family values hollow talkers.
Sanford-Thune 2012.
Minuteman: are ya’ sure that under your jacket you aren’t wearing the redcoat of a Tory? It appears you’ve never read the US Constitution, US Treaties, President Washington’s letter to the head rabbi of New York City, never read about the Bellamy salute, or the religious-cultism that saddled the US with “in god we trust” for a “motto” – (like we needed a motto after not having one for 180 years).
The only book I take any stock in is the Almighty Infallable Literal Word of GOD!
The rest of that garbage is just the devil trying to trick you into abandoning our heritage.
You know, MM – there’s another religious nut that might give Sarah a run for her money:
Michelle Bachmann.
Who else would love to see a debate between Palin and Bachmann for VP?
I mean – talk about a world-class stupid-off!
MM, go ahead and think the nation should be ran by your Bible. According to our founding fathers this is not a Christian nation, as you would like it to be. People talk about wanting prayer back in school, I have lived in SD all my life and there has never been prayer in a public school. That is the way it should be. Prayer in public schools is a figment of the Bible Belt, and it shouldn’t be allowed there either. Read a book called “Misquoting Jesus” and you just might find out that everything in the Bible isn’t accurate. Tell as which parts of the Bible you believe. Because I would be willing to bet that just like the majority of the Bible Thumpers you pick and choose. For me it is all or nothing. If people do that with the Bible they will find contradictions. I have read the Bible from front to back at least twice. How many times have you done that.
Oh yes! Thune is no more qualified to be President than Mickey Mouse.
You guys do realize MM is just a persona developed just to see who is paying attention right?
I guess the sarcasm detectors don’t always work as designed, but it seems clear that even MM doesn’t believe half of what he posts.
Thankfully never met Thune. But this Youtube video thinks Mitt should be the VP. Not really a dream team.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQlF1xraqDc&feature=related
Mrs. Sanford is from the Skil saw family in Chicago, seems like the gov. should really be careful out there on the trail.
…and speaking of Sarah Palin, in a recent posing on her facebook account she actually references Michelle Bachmann as her source for this incredible nutty-brown pile of bullshit:
“The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down Syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama’s “death panel” so his bureaucrats can decide, based on a subjective judgment of their “level of productivity in society,” whether they are worthy of health care. Such a system is downright evil.”
“Rep. Michele Bachmann highlighted the Orwellian thinking of the president’s health care advisor, Dr. Ezekiel Emanuel, the brother of the White House chief of staff, in a floor speech to the House of Representatives. I commend her for being a voice for the most precious members of our society, our children and our seniors.”
…the stupid-off has begun…
Honestly, Redhat lady, I can’t understand half of what I read in the Good Book. But, I believe every word I read, and listen real close when Pastor Steve talks about the rest.
Howdy Hi once again:
WTFork??? YOU Bird-brain Left-winger hippies don’t get it, do ya? Creamy says “Adorable Johnny Tune” is not only drop-dead gorgeous, but she also told me that she would FOLLOW HIM to the Pits of Hell herself as she believes in his SD Senator values & legislative ideas for his personal freedom to make money from Farmicuticals while he has free dental & vision, etc. and for him to continue to work for us South Dakotans so that we can try to buy our own Healthcare coverage – not to mention she would allow John T, to pet her steamy poochy, Pubes and her humid pussy, Mr. Lucky O’Lickmeister, as often as could be had, especially in this recently rather warm SD weather…
Sincerely,
EggBert on behalf of Creamy & her special friend, “Vinnie”
This thread made RCJ’s ‘the fives’ pretty funny comments:
http://www.rapidcityjournal.com/articles/2009/08/10/news/top/doc4a7ffc76c5490797231317.txt
“What’s particularly great about the post is the stream of commentators who chose to weigh in. On what big issue do they focus?
Health care? Naw, old hat. Been done too much.
Economy? Check back later.
National defense? Are you kidding?
Nope. The real story, it appears, is how good looking Thune is. Or isn’t. Or maybe it’s how he just doesn’t represent well in photographs.
Ugh …
Sigh …”
Once again the SD MSM chooses not to mention the ‘C’ street fiasco that I have been posting about for a couple of weeks. Go figure.
Johnny “empty suit” Thune and Sarah “Cut and Run” Palin for President and Vice President 2012.
You Betcha!
I think it’s fair to say that the RCJ guy doesn’t get satire.
Maybe he should meet the Eggbert family.
I think a lot of people think I post everything.