How are you all feeling today, everyone?
To my regret, I have to mention here that earlier this afternoon, my Aunt Bertha and my neighbor, Creamy Nugent got in a rather bloody, violent, and sometimes highly sensual barnstomin’ family CAT-FIGHT (meowwwwrrrrrrrr)
over the current hot political news topic the entire nation (the Republican sane ones, at least) of this our United States is discussing at this time:Â
WHO IS THE MOST beloved rightly-so- leaning Caucasianal Conservativ Anti-HealthCare Reform Leave-It-As-It- Is-Hunks is the most stunning & lovely in their longjohns and/or speedos…
1) Creamy Nugent’s Healthy choice to hopefully someday introduce her very own Pussy and Pubes to – South Dakota’s West-Riverized, home-grown Hunksterating Machine, Senator Johnny Randy Tune…
Or 2) , Aunt Bertha’s choice of Health “coverage,”  the lust of her life, Alaska-ified Super Hottie Toddy Palladin (Sarah the Brain-filled Great’s Hunkster Hubby) & his kill-it-eat-it platform of horny healthy care…
Play along at home, folks. YOU CHOOSE. Or better yet, attend a local town hall meeting on Anti-Healthcare Transform-Reformers & let our Republican Congressmen LOUDLY know about whom you choose –
Sadly, neither Aunt Bertha nor Creamy can afford Health Insurance, so they couldn’t get their bodily scars & cuts neither sewn up or stitched in the P. Penny Sanford & Son’s Hospitalization Emergency Trauma 5 System due to their lack of comprehensive funds, so they will each wear their “Cat-Fight” scars forever proudly below their belts – – – but the good news is that they did MAKE UP in the standard but brief “EggBert Family Erotica Encounter,” a candlelight dinner, & then took time to happily pose for a therapeutic- healing photo outside the Sioux Falls Super 8…
Sincerly,
EggBert & the EggBert Family Basic Health Plan of Co-Play…
l3wis
Hey Eggbert! How do I get in on your cat fights?
Granny Gumption and Aunt Bertha sound hot! Can I bring Sally? All she needs is a little air.
Dear Mr. SmallMinuteMan:
You bring up some very serious questions related to this comprehensive discussion about Universal Healthcare. Yes, you can join in, and yes, Sally (with or without her pubic hair) can join as well.
I know you all know now what happened to my nephew, Nicky Nutless’s one left testicle nut, but I neglected to mention that my nephew, Nicky’s “missing” right-winged nut was just discovered today as most of its parts showed up in his morning’s bloody stool (6:55 A.M Central Standard Time – like German clockwork). Obviously, the football collision of his past made it penetrate his anal canal and gently drifted – as an Alaskan & South Dakotan snowmound – within his rectum these many months. The good news is that since it was his “Right-Winged” nut, the tangible parts left are now displayed proudly on the fireplace mantle next to Nicky’s 2nd place Boy Scout B-B gun trophy.
Nicky’s other Left nut(the REEEALLY Liberal one)is considered MIA (Missing In Anus)…
Sincerely,
EggBert & Nephew’s Nut business
sounds like Nickys half-nuts