How are you all feeling today, everyone?
To my regret, I have to mention here that earlier this afternoon, my Aunt Bertha and my neighbor, Creamy Nugent got in a rather bloody, violent, and sometimes highly sensual barnstomin’ family CAT-FIGHT (meowwwwrrrrrrrr)
over the current hot political news topic the entire nation (the Republican sane ones, at least) of this our United States is discussing at this time:Â
WHO IS THE MOST beloved rightly-so- leaning Caucasianal Conservativ Anti-HealthCare Reform Leave-It-As-It- Is-Hunks is the most stunning & lovely in their longjohns and/or speedos…
1) Creamy Nugent’s Healthy choice to hopefully someday introduce her very own Pussy and Pubes to – South Dakota’s West-Riverized, home-grown Hunksterating Machine, Senator Johnny Randy Tune…
Or 2) , Aunt Bertha’s choice of Health “coverage,”  the lust of her life, Alaska-ified Super Hottie Toddy Palladin (Sarah the Brain-filled Great’s Hunkster Hubby) & his kill-it-eat-it platform of horny healthy care…
Play along at home, folks. YOU CHOOSE. Or better yet, attend a local town hall meeting on Anti-Healthcare Transform-Reformers & let our Republican Congressmen LOUDLY know about whom you choose –
Sadly, neither Aunt Bertha nor Creamy can afford Health Insurance, so they couldn’t get their bodily scars & cuts neither sewn up or stitched in the P. Penny Sanford & Son’s Hospitalization Emergency Trauma 5 System due to their lack of comprehensive funds, so they will each wear their “Cat-Fight” scars forever proudly below their belts – – – but the good news is that they did MAKE UP in the standard but brief “EggBert Family Erotica Encounter,” a candlelight dinner, & then took time to happily pose for a therapeutic- healing photo outside the Sioux Falls Super 8…
Sincerly,
EggBert & the EggBert Family Basic Health Plan of Co-Play…