August 2009

I was ‘Vaughned’

l3wis August 8, 2009 0Comments

It surprised me that the Gargoyle Leader quoted me on this story. I have a funny feeling I will never see the money, maybe I can garnish his prison wages?

Scott Ehrisman, a Sioux Falls graphic designer, never saw a penny from his 2004 small claims win against Blaschke.

Ehrisman laid out four issues of “Game Time,” Vaughn Blaschke’s short-lived youth sports magazine. The designer signed on for the project after buying a home from the Realtor, who was married at the time to one of Ehrisman’s co-workers.

“I have to admit, he was a great Realtor,” Ehrisman said. “Vaughn actually warned me that my lender was trying to push me into buying a more expensive house.”

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Imagine that, I am not a finalist

l3wis August 7, 2009 7Comments

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ThisÂ shouldn’t surprise any of us, if the Ed Board picks out logos like they write their columns and food reviews, we know they will pick a piece of crap. The finalists are pretty good though, considering I only spent 30 minutes on my entry. Probably doesn’t help that I call the AL a POS every other day either, which reminds me . . .

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Creamy Nugent’s Answer to what ails her…

EggBert August 6, 2009 22Comments

Dear fellow Republicans:

YIPPEY SKIPPY!!!Â It was just announced!Â Can you believe it? Who KNEW?Â Our beloved and esteemed SD Senator, John Tune, is PROBABLY NO DOUBT PRETTY MUCH running for President against O’Bummer in 2012.

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US Senator John Thune, seen here in February 2009, a South Dakota Republican seen as a possible 2012 presidential candidate, said in the party’s weekly radio address that “Republicans want healthcare reform that works. Reform that brings down costs for families and small businesses, and reform that provides better care to more people.“(AFP/Getty Images/File)

Just look at this HAND-SOME SD HUNK!

The EggBert Family’s dearest Neighbor, Creamy Nugent, just got her own kind of personal NON-U.S. GOVERNMENT FORCED health coverageÂ by 1) entering her privately-owned “self-healing” bedroom with this picture of John T., 2) the cream-inducing thought ofÂ this SD-bred studÂ running for President in 2012, and 3) with a littleÂ ass-istance from her little stimulus buddy in a package, “Vibrating Vinnie” which isÂ manufactured by Fizer Farmicuticals, Inc.

Sincerely,

EggBert & “Baaaaaaaahhhhing” Health Care Reform Bull*%&#

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