Happy Labor Day & LifeFlight Weekend, everyone!
Neighbor, Jed Nugent, has a wonderful reminder for you all:
“Our Lord & Savior, Jesus Christ will be appearing LIVE IN CONCERT this weekend at the annual kick-ass LIFEFLIGHT CONCERT out at our local place of fun (NOT place of sin!) – the Wild, Wild West Righteous Park so BE THERE, or Be SATAN SQUARE! Socialize with fellow flocks of sheep, dance with the white-colored Prol-Life anti-sinners, pray together for Ted Kennedy’s soul to rot in Hell, knit non-aborted baby socks, be saved by the blood of Johnny Tune, & jump for joy while you JISM-FOR-JESUS all weekend long!”
Sincerely,
EggBert (Me? I’m just gonna pay my $20 and watch it on the internets – Â as I just want to stay home with my paper towel roll. Less traffic issues, the same amount of pleasure (IF NOT MORE), and yet still very much in line with God’s Word, whereupon He states 1) in Psalm 30:11 – You turned my wailing into dancing; you removed my nutsack and clothed me with joy – and 2) in Psalm 16:11 -Â Â You make known to me the path of lifeflight; in your presence there is fullness of joy; at your right hand are pleasures forevermore…)
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Eggbert –
Count me in, you magnificent bastard!
Will Creamy Nugent be around?
I’ll be at home drinking homebrew and watching Fabulous Freebirds videos on youtube. Badstreet USA fuckers!!!
Dear Minuteless Man:
Good that you could make it! It was Heavenly (Pun intended – snorkle, giggle, snorkley dorkley – ) and by the way, the view from up here is extraordinary! – Yes, Creamy was indeed there – she spent quite a bit of time joining up with band members under the Soulsteamy Stage, but I am sure she had a good time, nevertheless as she came home with many USED souvenir drumsticks (badoom – badoom!)
I have to admit that Jed Nugent made an rather horrific spelling error/mistake in his “JISM-FOR-JESUS” reminder – once he found out what JISM actually means in Sinful Teenage Youth Slangly Language (STYSL), he about fainted, spent about 17 minutes in the bathroom, and then told me that what he meant was JJISM-FOR-JESUS (Joyful Jesus + Ism) – hope that did not offend any fellow sheep out there hoping for Peace and Understanding – because Jed did his best this past Heavenly weekend to get the JJISM out right!
Sincerely,
EggBert & my JJISM