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JED NUGENT’S JISM-FOR-JESUS WEEKEND REMINDER!

Happy Labor Day & LifeFlight Weekend, everyone!

Neighbor, Jed Nugent, has a wonderful reminder for you all:

“Our Lord & Savior, Jesus Christ will be appearing LIVE IN CONCERT this weekend at the annual kick-ass LIFEFLIGHT CONCERT out at our local place of fun (NOT place of sin!) – the Wild, Wild West Righteous Park so BE THERE, or Be SATAN SQUARE!  Socialize with fellow flocks of sheep, dance with the white-colored Prol-Life anti-sinners, pray together for Ted Kennedy’s soul to rot in Hell, knit non-aborted baby socks, be saved by the blood of Johnny Tune, & jump for joy while you JISM-FOR-JESUS all weekend long!”

Sincerely,

EggBert (Me? I’m just gonna pay my $20 and watch it on the internets –  as I just want to stay home with my paper towel roll. Less traffic issues, the same amount of pleasure (IF NOT MORE), and yet still very much in line with God’s Word, whereupon He states 1) in Psalm 30:11 – You turned my wailing into dancing; you removed my nutsack and clothed me with joy – and 2) in Psalm 16:11 -  You make known to me the path of lifeflight; in your presence there is fullness of joy; at your right hand are pleasures forevermore…)

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