Scooby Doo the Minuteman

If you thought the cologne ban letter in yesterday’s Gargoyle Leader was a ding-dong winner, that person just beat out by Scooby Doo the Minuteman;

If Scooby-Doo is running for any office and is not an incumbent, Scooby will have my vote.

And you, Homeland Security folks, list me as a military veteran, patriot and Minuteman. You have my address.