October 2009

Senator Thune continues the Bullshit fest (H/T – Helga)

As South DaCola reported last week (yet the SD MSM did not say a peep about it) Thune voted against rape protections for federally funded private contractors. But it gets better, a blogger from http://www.thecrookeddope.com/ tracked his ass down and asked him why he voted against the amendment, his response;

Thune said that he might have supported the amendment if it had been narrowed to cover rape (only) rather then extended to cover other sexual-related abuses.

WTF!? So in your book John, rape is bad but not other sex crimes? Not only are you a jackass, but that is one of the biggest bullshit excuses I have heard from you in a long, long time. You truly embarrass our state.

Read more of the excuses here.

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My favorite Gargoyle Leader Columnist, Okerlund, writes another funny one

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Matt makes suggestions on what lottery winner, Neal Wanless, can do with his money;

  • Hire a team from NASA to invent a cell phone that causes teen drivers to break out in zits whenever they type a text message instead of KEEPING THEIR EYES ON THE ROAD!!! Adults who text and drive will get hemorrhoids.
  • Get us all blaze orange hats and bulletproof vests for those days when Dick Cheney comes here to hunt.
  • Do Kelby Krabbenhoft one better and build a retractable roof that covers the entire state. When January comes around, close that sucker up tight and don’t open it until St. Patrick’s Day. Or give the Sanford Health CEO a call. Together, you two probably have enough money to buy the sun.

    • Buy the Capitol in Pierre and move it to an undisclosed location. Tell only people who think teachers work more than nine months a year where it is.

    • While they’re at it, have those folks from NASA invent an apple pie that, when smothered in ice cream and eaten while drinking a beer, causes a person to actually lose weight.

  • • Give half the money to the ethanol industry. It loves handouts.

    That one was my favorite.

    Neo-Con Steve writes another gem

    I often enjoy Neo-con Steve’s letters to the editor and how he blames libs and Obama for all of the world’s problems. Maybe you ought to look in the mirror, Stevo;

    If Edison really wants to blame someone regarding lack of progress on health care reform, he can start with President Obama, who has refused to meet with the Republican leadership since April. Or why the Democratic leadership of Sen. Harry Reid and Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi rejected every one of the 35 GOP proposals along with 800 amendments. Does anyone believe all these proposals and amendments have no merit?

    First off, Steve, last I checked the Republicans are the minority party, the president has no obligation to do anything with the Republicans, and if the past 8 years are not enough proof of what not to do, I don’t know what is. The American people made a choice last November, they wanted Dems to run our country for at least the next two years, not Republicans. What does that mean? It means we should reject any idea Republicans have, especially since most of them are bad, here’s a few examples;

    Can Edison explain why there is no tort reform in the current legislation, which could reduce billions of dollars in health care costs each year?

    Yes, because when doctors fuck up your body or kill a family member, you shouldn’t be able to sue them for negligence.

    Or why consumers are not allowed to purchase health insurance across state lines?

    Who cares if I buy it in South Dakota or Timbuckto? Private health insurance is expensive everywhere and it is a broken system.

    Or why small businesses are not allowed to pool their resources to offer health insurance?

    I have often been a firm believer that businesses shouldn’t be supplying health care to begin with, not only would it save them billions in benefit costs which could translate into more jobs or higher wages, the other drawback is not being able to take it with you when your leave a job.

    These are some of the solutions offered by the Republicans, none of which has been embraced by the Democratic leadership,

    Solutions? The only thing your ‘solutions’ offer is more profits to the insurance companies. A public option or better yet single-payer is the only real solution. When the Republicans put REAL solutions on the table, then we will listen. Otherwise, please, do the American public a favor and STFU!