Good day to all!
South Dakota’s Native American Day is a RACIST holiday! The EggBert Family (except Uncle Rusty & Gramps Grumpa who are downtown attending a Powee Wowee) and Neighbor Nugents are circulating a petition to change South Dakota’s racist Native American Day back to Columbo Day. Instead of honering unsightly, smelly & drunken Natives from North America who tried to keep our beloved & proud USA from being discovered, we NOW need to get back to the glory days of honoring our pure-skinned hero, Christopher Columbo! WTF – It is very, very racist not to follow the other 49 states in righting this racial imperfection. And it was very selfish of the Native Americans to initially not allow us some land (THEN and NOW) – to build our new Target stores, etc. LET’S FINALLY GET THIS RIGHT, PEOPLE!!!
Below are photographs of other inspirational non-Native Americans who have signed our petition…
Sincerely,
EggBert & like-minded WWJD (What Would Jesus Dangle) people of persuasion…
l3wis
I found this story interesting today;
http://teachersunite.net/columbusontrial1
Also, I saw a bumper sticker that took up the entire back of a trunk today that enjoyed;
YOU ARE ON INDIAN LAND
It is really Happy Leif Erickson day.
Helga, so you are one of those Leif conspiracy theorists 🙂
Nordic people landed in the northeast and explored inland as far as the Mississippi well before Columbus landed. Spain claimed this continent and their prominence became our history. Now that the Vikings have Brett Favre, it should be called Viking Day.
Dear Complaintiff Guy: I like your idea about it being called Viking Day as they also raped racist women and pillaged racist villages – I also have to tell you that one of our more special EggBert family traditions is that my Granny Gumption gets scalped each year on Native American Day. This year my nephew Nicky Nutless got to keep it.
Sincerely, ‘
EggBert & Nicky’s bloody Granny scalp…