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King Douchenozzle von Krunk

Looks like Glenn Beck dodged another bullet today.

Unfortunately, the victim of this fatal car accident was not him.

5 thoughts on “Why I love the Onion”
  1. Hilarious.

    I liked, “When I heard the screaming I thought it was someone impersonating Glenn Beck.”

  2. I also enjoyed, “Fat fuck-faced Morman who should have drank himself to death when he had the chance.”

  3. “I jumped out of the ambulance to make sure the victim was still breathing or was Glenn Beck”

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