South DaCola’s classic toon of the day • November 20, 2007

1. What would you call it if, instead of a duck, you used a pheasant?

2. I sure as fuck wouldn’t call it dinner.

3. You’d have to use the pheasant in place of the chicken. Domestic ducks are much larger.

   You could probably stuff in a mallard, though.

   I’ve always wondered why they don’t take it a step farther. Stuff a cornish hen inside the chicken, stuff a pigeon inside the hen, stuff a sparrow inside the pigeon, and stuff a hummingbird in the sparrow. Then maybe they could stuff the whole lot inside an ostrich. It would be like a set of Russian dolls.

4. Randall, I pissed my pants laughing;

   Tur-Ph-uken?

5. Finally someone got the joke. My brother in law has been using that joke once a year for at least the last four or five years.

   Well played Randall.

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