This is what it looks like to win Scrabble at 4 AM in the morning, get used to it, punk

1. Looks more like you’re being held up.

2. That is the face of sweet victory, mixed with Turkey coke and wine. You should see my orgasm face.

3. Maybe not.

4. I could kick your ass at scrabble. My victory face is more like Nelson’s from “the Simpsons”. HA HA!

5. I believe you, I suck. I usually just try to figure out the point combos, I don’t care about spelling great words. Of course, you probably realize that by coming to this site.

6. Scary.
   Scarier than being chased by Elin Woods wielding a driver.
   Scarier than having your lawyer have to call Gloria Alred.
   Scarier than sleeping with Phyllis Diller.
   Scarier than hearing Costello got elected.

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