WHAT A DAY THE LORD HATH MADE!!! A PALIN-POWERED PLEASURE DOME…

Dear Fellow Patriots: 

This is why God invented Sunday…

The EggBert Family has just gotten word that Sarah Palladin’s will not only feature her signing her “Gone Ragged” book at Barn’s & Noballs in Sioux Falls this evening, but that she, along with special guest, Senator John McCane, will also be at the local Senior Weiner Restuarant signing Palladin’s daughter’s lover Levi’s weiner.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yes, God works in mysterious ways, but who can NOT be filled with such pure, raw exhileration in being part of this Holy Sunday’s PALIN-POWERED PLEASURE DOME OF BEAUTY?

LOOK OUT, President Saddam O’Bummer!!!  You are so GOING DOWN in 2012…

Sincerely,

EggBert & Family (except Uncle Rusty and Gramps Grumpy, who are both NOT being patriotic, watching NFL Football and sucking down brewski’s instead – the un-involved, lazy, liberal weenies – pooohey to you two!!!)