2009

EggBert salutes (normal) Fathers on Father’s Day 2009!

Greetings, blogger friends:

Whether you have or had a dad or not, or are a dad or have almost been a dad or killed a baby doing an abortion or competing masterbation or not – in honor of this year’s Daddy’s Day, I would like to post an assortment of photos that I took recently of some REALLY GOOD DADS in this beloved city of ours – HAPPY (normal) FATHER’S DAY!!!

And finally, a photo (that my dad sent me from somewhere deep in the heart of sleazy & socialistic Canada) of MY BASTARDLY DAD, eGGbert Bundy Bunker Mushroom Munchkin Brussel Sprouts Goofenstein, & his best friend of the past 3 and a 1/2 weeks, HandsyPaulaPansy…

Sincerely,

EggBert TGIFather’s Day – so my dad can get a piece of Pansy’s Ass as I live in the simple, sin-less & proper lifestyle of Abstinence-Only!!!)

Babe of the weekend; Rachel Maddow

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Rachel has something I like in people (straight or gay); Snark. Rachel has no problem with bringing her lesbian sisters on her show and ripping on the decline of morality amongst straight couples all the while cracking gay sex jokes about Larry Craig. She gets it. If you can’t pick on yourself, you can’t pick on anybody else. So I ask? Is it sexism when you are sexist towards yourself?

Ask Rachel, I would love to hear her smartass answer.

If the city is swimming in money, why do we keep raising fees, rates and taxes?

It seems the city wants their cake and eat it too. They want large reserves, unneeded infrastructure projects, and they want to raise our taxes;

For one, the audit shows that Sioux Falls has more cash on hand and more assets than the average of 10 other cities in the region.

Then why are they constantly gunning for more increases? More, More, More, that’s why.

Plus, Sioux Falls’ long-term per capita debt is lower than those other cities’ and still below the threshold that’s considered to be high.

Nevermind it doubled between 2006-2007, I guess that isn’t important. It mostly doubled because we took out a loan for a water pipeline that we ‘might’ have by 2012. That’s right kiddies, we are paying interest on something we don’t have or know when we will get it.  It would be like taking out an equity loan to get your roof fixed and after you paid the contractor he tells you he will be back in 3 years to do the repairs.

These are all welcomed signs indicating that Sioux Falls is making good decisions about its reserve-fund levels and long-term debt.

Doubling our debt to pay for something we don’t have is hardly a ‘good decision’. I have said all along, we should of signed a contract with Lewis and Clark telling them we will pay them IN FULL when the water starts to flow. And instead of paying interest on a loan while we are waiting for the water, we could be setting money aside for the project letting it gain interest in an account. But that would make sense? Wouldn’t it?

The topics of saving and spending have been particularly heated at times in recent years as residents and city officials debated whether to fund certain projects – and if so, then when.

There has never been anything ‘heated’ about it. Citizens tell the city they are spending too much money, they ignore them and cower to the special interests.

In addition, City Councilor Kermit Staggers is correct to point out that the internal audit didn’t include a review of the city’s capital budget, which tells the rest of the story about Sioux Falls’ financial health.

Yeah, when is that audit coming out? Never?

Of course, the internal audit doesn’t mean that tough public debate ever should disappear. And it certainly isn’t a license for city officials to begin spending out of control.

Too late, they have been doing that for the past 6 years.

Event Center Clusterphuck

My blogging cohort and all knowing Replacements fan, Scotty Hudson has been saying for years that a 15,000 seat Event Center would be too big for our demographic and population in the metro area, and apparently a consultant firm agrees;

A 10,000-seat events center would be optimal and could attract most concerts and compete for some national sporting events on the high school and college levels.

No surprise. Sioux Falls has often had the mentality, if you build it, they will come. Sometimes that is the case, but not always. Besides funding, and location, a 15,000 seat event center is just too big, especially when we have similiar facilities within an hour and two and half hours away.

Several factors threaten to limit the city’s potential to compete for large regional or national conventions, sporting events and concerts, Kaatz said. Too few hotel rooms, the availability and cost of airline service into the city, and the proximity of the centers to an entertainment district all could hinder Sioux Falls’ efforts to lure business.

What? They have a Buffalo Wild Wings just two blocks away? What do you expect, we reopen Happy Chef? Maybe the Ghost and Sy are right. Maybe it should be downtown. I know the perfect place for it, contaminated dirt and all.

In another major point, Kaatz said that dramatically increasing the size of the convention center without building up necessary support facilities, such as hotels, might not bring in corresponding growth. He argued that because the convention center is booked 60 percent of the time, and heading toward the 70 percent mark, it might be close to reaching its potential, given the existing support facilities nearby.

 

“Let’s not put ourselves in a position where we are not as successful in the future as we were in the past,” he said.

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The only good thing about Sioux City; a good punk rock music scene

That has always been my agrument about Sioux Falls fast growth. Slower educated growth is superior to fast haphazard growth. Who are we competing with? Seriously. We have NO competition in our region. NONE. You have to drive two and half hours before getting in a city larger then us, and frankly, Omaha isn’t that great. Are we afraid of Sioux City?

Don’t make me laugh.

Kaatz’s analysis is based on the Sioux Falls that exists today or one that will grow incrementally, Baloun said. But that’s not necessarily the city the task force envisions the new events and convention centers serving.

 

“John gave us a very conservative look,” Baloun told Kaatz and the task force. “But there are strategies in place to do other things you don’t know yet.”

BAHAHAHAHA! Why are you holding out on us? And why didn’t you use those strategies instead of paying a consultant thousands of dollars for a report you are going to throw in the garbage?

Kind of reminds of the audit of the Pavilion a few years ago. “Thanks for the suggestions where we can improve. But we will ignore them and continue to go down the wrong path.”