How about a ‘Stalker with Benefits’?
l3wis 
No SEX for you!
This doesn’t work, A Seinfeld episode determined it already;
A recent study found that 60 percent of college students have been in a “friends with benefits” relationship, but that the possibility for romantic feelings — and a lack of communication — can complicate such an arrangement.
I have found everytime I try this I either end up with a stalker or a non-friend in the end. Don’t fuck your friends, but an occassional ‘foot massage’ can’t hurt.
