2009

Got WMD?

Savior my ASS! Wrestling film
Savior my ASS!

Who knew that WMD would turn out to be economic and global policy?
This image has been plastered on my toilet seat for 5 years… I need to come up with a new, less crusty Obameconomy version…any suggestions?
(on a funnier note, when I spell check this, my Word 2007 suggests OSAMA for OBAMA. Nice.)

South DaCola’s economic forum – It’s about common sense, not accountability

After reading about the leading city bobbleheads blab at the recent economic forum, I decided to compile my own list of economic priorities our city should be pursuing;

          Attract high end, green energy manufacturing jobs to Sioux Falls that pay union scale wages and provide good benefits. Let’s face it, Sioux Falls is awash in jobs that don’t require a college degree. This won’t change overnight, but what can change is the quality of those jobs. This could be done in partnership with the Federal government’s green energy initiatives and training provided by our state’s technical schools. We could also give the worker’s the opportunity to invest in the company for their retirement fund. The city should start a marketing and lobbying campaign to attract those jobs instead of seasonal, low paying construction work.

 

          Encourage businesses to sponsor or fund upgrades to our public parks and public spaces. Ever notice every time we build a new ballpark or put a wood and rock thingy in our parks, 9 times out of 10 we as taxpayer’s are paying for those ‘extras’. What’s wrong with businesses donating these things to our parks? The companies could even ask their employees to volunteer in building the projects while they supply materials. I know some of this does exist now in Sioux Falls, but we should do all of our ‘extra’ projects in our parks this way on a larger scale.

 

 

          Pass a public art tax to corporations to pay for programs like SculptureWalk. We could triple the size of our public art programs and we wouldn’t have to take a penny out of the CIP budget to do it.

 

          Pay down city debt ASAP and balance the city budget. Taxpayer’s are spending millions each year in debt service and interest payments on an almost $300 million dollar debt. Money that goes directly to private bond investors NOT to improving our community. This is incredibly foolish and fiscally irresponsible. We should put a moratorium on unneeded CIP projects for at least 4-5 years and spend that extra money on paying down the debt, building a strong reserve, and catching up on infrastructure. And once we achieve that goal we should balance the budget every year after that.

 

 

          Apply a corporate entertainment tax in combination with a bed and booze tax and corporate sponsorship to build a new events center. Raising retail taxes, especially on essential goods and services to build an entertainment facility is regressive and won’t pass the smell test with voters. It only makes sense to tax the very corporations who are begging the city provide more quality of life projects to attract workers.

 

          Encourage more community development loans to homeowners and prospective first time homebuyers. The city already has a vigorous program in place, and I commend them on it, but it is mostly only heard about through word of mouth. The city should not only encourage every first time homebuyer to take advantage of the programs, they should be marketing the heck out of it. Why? The best way to fix up the older neighborhoods in our city is to fill them with young families that have the energy and desire to keep up with the maintenance of their property.

 

 

          Cut back on wasteful CIP spending by building smaller parks. This can also be tied in with the CIP moratorium and business sponsorship of public parks.

 

          Change ordinances so developers have to pay the full amount of street construction in their developments. This is how it used to be done back in the day. Of course, in the developer’s defense, this was before regulations were killing their bottom line. I am all for deregulation in construction projects as long as we do not sacrifice safety and quality. I think we could save developers millions by eliminating some codes without costing the taxpayer’s a dime, possibly even saving us money in enforcement costs and with the money developers save they could pay for their own roads.

 

 

          Change spending priorities in the city budget to be 70/30. Seventy percent on infrastructure and upgrades and thirty percent on new development. This goes back to what I have been saying about getting behind on our infrastructure projects. (It is estimated we are over $80 million behind on road maintenance in Sioux Falls).

 

          Recognize that almost 50% of our school children are living in poverty and encourage FREE family planning education. I know this is a controversial issue, but let’s face it, if you cannot afford to feed the children you already have, you shouldn’t be planning for more.  Also educate these families on budgeting, debt and bill paying.

 

 

          Abolish home rule. It is unconstitutional and not user-friendly. We could save millions of dollars a year in code enforcement, city maintenance, legal fees, city salaries, etc., etc. I just don’t see this as a constitutional issue, I also see this as a money saving venture. It would also get the council more involved in decision making when it comes to city spending and planning which results in better accountability to the public.

 

          Split Parks and Recreation department into 4 districts and have 5 elected board members (one at large). Have them appropriate a budget and make their meetings televised like the council meetings. We need accountability from Parks and Rec, especially when almost 13% of the city’s overall budget goes towards our parks.

 

 

          Ease restrictions on park usage for games, practice, etc.  We pay taxes to maintain our park system, we shouldn’t have restrictions on when and how we can use them as long as we are being reasonable and respectable of the property.  After all, we own the parks not the city.

I have always believed strong economic communities center government around their citizens first. A populist government not only makes a happier community it makes a richer one to. It’s time we put citizens at the top of the economic pyramid in Sioux Falls.

You mean spending money on public safety saves us money in the long run? Get out here!

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A plan to transform the way Minnehaha County deals with the most chronic cases of homelessness has cut county spending in half while providing improved care, according to a report that county commissioners heard Tuesday.

How long have we been saying this would save taxpayer’s money in the long run? For eternity, it seems. So why did it take the city so long to commit the money? Good question. “Um yeah, I need to see the hard numbers, uh, before I commit anything, um, I won’t cut the check until I know for sure this will save us money, uh, because, uh, we need to put million dollar windows in the Pavilion and a $170,000 shitter at the McKennan park tennis courts, it’s all about REAL priorities,” – Mayor Munson.

Human Services Director Hugh Grogan told commissioners that with stable living arrangements, Safe Home participants are much more likely to use less-expensive health care alternatives such as the Community Health clinic than emergency rooms.

Get out of here! You mean when we give the needy a hand-up they don’t turn around and give themselves a $165 million dollar retention bonus? They actually find ways to be thrifty and cost effective. Maybe they should be compiling the CIP budget for the city everyear.

But the cost savings, commissioners Carol Twedt and Jeff Barth said, simply are an unanticipated benefit.

Even though you were presented 9 million studies that showed we would save money under this program, you still call it a ‘unanticipated benefit’. Um, please have a cup of coffee before you show up to the next meeting and actually listen to the presenters when they are presenting.

Minnehaha County Commissioner Dick Kelly cautioned that the report does not necessarily paint a complete picture of the program’s effects. It “tells us something. I don’t think it tells us a lot,” he said.

Imagine that, a conservative Republican is being negative and cynical about helping the needy. I’m shocked! When is Dick gonna run out of offices to run for?

Need your spinal discs ruptured? This doctor(?) can help you out

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After the article in the Gargoyle Leader yesterday about doctors crying that it is unfair to RATE them anonymously (why don’t you call the whaabulance) a friend of mine decided to look up a famous doctor(?) in our fair city. Not sure if all of these posts are true, but they are sadly amusing to read;

He literally caused several of my spinal discs to rupture. After destroying my spine, I ended up having to have an abortion due to inability to work to pay for the new baby!! What a nightmare. 

I would like to see the Norman Rockwell version of that doctor’s visit.

His office seemed more concerned with getting paid than with helping the patient.

I can’t believe you would accuse him of being greedy. It’s not like he is selling babies or virginity.