2009

South DaCola Fest III; The attack of the babies

The Diving Bell and the Butterfly movies

We moved the event to a non-smoking quieter venue which only resulted in my contributors dangling their babies in my face (and one soon to be baby, but not dangling). Though their children are cute and fun, it still hasn’t changed my mind about marriage or children; still no interest.

While they were home changing diapers and practicing breathing exercises after the event, I was doing what I enjoy best (see above image).

‘Growth’ isn’t always a positive thing

Who wouldn’t want to live here?

As the recession goes into full swing Sioux Falls will probably see an influx of outsiders coming here looking for jobs because of a still considerably low unemployment rate – BUT reports like this only encourage that influx. Is growth a bad thing? No way, we don’t want to end up like Sioux City, but I always tell people our model of growth represents Walmart more then it does Costco. A few years ago I read an article comparing the two big box stores and what a world of difference. Walmart grew fast, had a 50% turnaround a year and their average employee made $19,000 a year. Costco had slow, calculated growth, had a 1% turnaround a year and it’s average employee made $40,000 a year. I’m afraid Sioux Falls is turning into a Walmart;

Sioux Falls is among the fastest-growing metropolitan areas in the nation and one of only two metro areas in the Midwest to make the top 50, according to a report being released today by the U.S. Census Bureau.

 

From July 1, 2007, to July 1, 2008, the metro area grew by almost 6,000, to an estimated population of 232,930 people. The metro area includes Minnehaha, Lincoln, Turner and McCook counties.

 

The area ranked 19th in the nation for rapid population gains, with a growth rate of 2.6 percent. It ranked 36th the previous year.

This fast growth concerns me especially when we are over $80 million behind on infrastructure, almost $300 million in bond debt and several neighborhoods in the central part of the city are falling apart (not just Pettigrew Heights). But of course, Munson paints a rosy picture;

Sioux Falls Mayor Dave Munson said the area has much to offer: low crime, low cost of living and low taxation.

This statement is misleading. Transportation and food costs are actually higher in South Dakota and cost of living is comparable to Omaha and Kansas City. As for low taxation, this is true, for upper middle class and the wealthy because of regressive taxes on food and utilities which hurt the working class, the majority of people in our city.

Sioux Falls has been fortunate because the growth has been steady and stable, making it easier to plan and keep up with the challenges.

It has been steady, but like I said above, I question how stable when you are not keeping up with infrastructure you risk splitting the town into different sectors of the haves and have nots. At the council meeting on Monday I noticed that the zoning commission and council approved a 433 residential single family lot development. I didn’t catch the area, but I can guarantee some corn field is getting dug up to build more crackerjack box houses. The next mayor and council need to to take a 40/60 approach to developement and growth over the next four years. Budgeting and focusing 60% of funds into infrastructure and neighborhood rehabilitation and 40% on new growth so we can catch up and still not jeapordize new growth.

“We can get out ahead of development and make sure we have the infrastructure in place,” he said.

But we don’t and that’s why I am concerned.

John McCain; father of the year

John, McLame, still a dink

This will either get Meghan to start her own branch of the Republican Party or join Valerie Bertonelli in those Jenni Craig commercials;

Today, in his “Twitterview” with ABC’s George Stephanopoulos, Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) shied away from condemning Ingraham’s gratuitous attacks on his daughter. Stephanopoulos asked McCain, “What do you think of Meghan’s feud with Coulter and Ingraham?” McCain first said, “I’m proud of my daughter and she has a right to her opinions.” When asked if he agrees with his daughter, McCain did not say, simply stating, “like any family we agree on some things and disagree on others.”

Grumpy Gramps Gump wants to go Helter Skelter!!!

Dear fellow blogsters:

RE: http://www.siouxlandlib.org/News/2009/March/18/fe_seminar

Date: 3/18/2009
From: Siouxland Libraries
Title: Financial Education Seminar at Oak View Library
   
The Oak View Library will host a free financial education seminar on Monday, March 23 from 7 to 8:30 p.m.The topic is Living Within Your Means, and participants will learn about setting financial goals and creating plans for spending and saving. The seminar is presented by the Consumer Credit Counseling Service of Lutheran Social Services.Call 367-8718 to register or with questions.

grumpy_old_man38113906_std.jpg GOG picture by jkernitzki

After reading this bit of informational news from the Sioux Falls city website, my Gramps Grump Gumption cursed, spit, and growled out, Consarn it, maybe insteada carvin’ up Tate/LaBianca California folks, old man Sioux Falls Mayor Davey Manson oughta attend his own Damn Fancy Pants City Library-hosted finance class & go carve up his own city budget to help out Sioux Falls, SD folks. Of all the fool-darn ironies, sheoot!  Why, I oughta go Helter Skelter on his Ass!”

Of course, we disagreed with him, as we believe our city leaders are already highly knowledgeable in the proper ways of finance, i.e. spending & saving & spending, so we sat there and put up with his stink. But when the old fart was finally finished rantin’ & ravin’, we gave him a Lienenkugal beer, more of his “special” prescription medication, and sent him packin’ to Wednesday night church for confession…  

Sincerely,

EggBert & his fellow BBB (Beer-Bloggin’ Buddies)