By l3wis

14 thoughts on “Man’s best friend; Fashion • OPEN THREAD”
  1. you short little fat angry men are just jealous of the fact that even dressed like a ugly little dog, Girl Pants has the ability to make young girls swoon and gay men dream.

  2. I don’t know what you are so upset about Hos, I think it’s pretty fantastic. I’d dress like my dog, but its hard for her to pull off napoleon chic. I doubt SodaPop has such a hard time with it.

  3. Soda hates fucking shirts. I put a bandana on him once for a walk. He ripped it to shreds before we even left the house. He’s too cool for clothes. Besides, he needs to show the ladies the lipstick.

  4. Thanks AG, i don’t think my anger was directed at you. On another note, just found out poor little Winston (tylers dog doppelgänger) went blind yesterday. The vet thinks it’s permanent, so no more making fun of the handicapped.

  5. Man to Tattoo Artist: “Hey… I’m thinking I need a huge tat on my arm right here. I want something that isn’t so cliche like tribal art or Joey Ramone’s head, but yet I want everyone to know how bad ass I am.

    Tattoo Artist: “Well how about a gigantic peacock feather… nobody else will ever have the same tat and rest assured people will know you are serious about your bad-assery.”

    Man to Tattoo Artist: “Sold – Let’s light this candle!”

  6. His nickname is “Girl Pants”, there is NOTHING bad-ass about that boy. You can make fun of his whimpish stature, but leave his rock ‘n roll image alone.

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