Dear fellow bloggers:
JUST LET MY MAN, MIKEY LIKES ITÂ LEEEEAD this city, you liberal Democrat Hippy F-*&$%$^-ers!!!
I would like to personally state that while I don’t know My Man Mikey at all, I like it and think you all should vote for him on Tuesday because from what I have read in the Argyle Leader, watched on Sioux Storm Center TV, and seen on many nicely taken care of/well-watered lawns in town – there is no other choice other than electing this reputable man of REPUBLICAN VALUES, high moral standards of conduct, nice-looking eyes, well-groomed style in finely-made suits, and an absolute Million-Dollar “glint”-ridden smile (much like the “glint” reflecting off of my First Premier Credit Card when I hold it up to the light). He vows that the Events Center (like the ones they have in Alaska – where the leader of the free world in 2012, President Sarah Palladin,
is from) will be built in the next 4 years, and that is good enough for me and my family who are always in attendance at the fine arena events. However, we NEED A BIGGER ARENA for flea markets
farm toy shows,
and gun shows…
 If “OUR” Man Mike can get this done, then by all means -Â
JUST LETÂ OUR MAN, MIKEY LIKES IT LEEEEAD this city, you liberal Democrat Hippy F-*&$%$^-ers!!!
By the way, Kermit Fragger-Rock is just a lazy, dumb, nerdy liberal weed-smokin’ hippy frog who wants to legalize the potty M.J. Joint…
Sincerely,
EggBert & Family of Christian Mother F-$#*&&^%(#-ers!!!